FIC: as funny as bored housewife by @quigonejinn
3zun, modern AU, cheating-adjacent fic
brownstones and wealth porn
handfeeding and power dynamics
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27272212



https://archiveofourown.org/works/27272212
title courtesy of a comment our local title-provider left for @flockofwords, editing and GENIUS IDEA courtesy of @sir_rates
look, in every fandom, i write a fic about pa//tek watches
look, in every fandom, i write a fic about pa//tek watches
for people playing along at home, the jacques adnet console table: http://www.artnet.com/artists/jacques-adnet/console-tables-pair-6ClqCQ33OVTs9p50DDi3aA2
the riccardo scarpa lamps, no, we're not putting bedside tables in, because then we'll just put our phones there and not connect, mingjue: https://www.invaluable.com/auction-lot/riccardo-scarpa-1905-1999-lampadaire-164-c-942458bbe8
look, it doesn't quite fit with mingjue's bedroom furniture, but they both brought pieces into the marriage, and also, look at this zak+fox line and tell me it isn't Real Goddamn Lan: http://www.zakandfox.com/textile-page/jibari/
matouk bedsheets, recommended as being infinitely customizable and a "beautiful, classic base" https://nymag.com/strategist/article/what-are-the-best-bed-sheets.html
the "studied simplicity" of a $450 duvet cover: https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/frette-at-home-tiber-king-duvet-prod229630133?childItemId=NMHD3ZE_