>>>>When she leave to go to the bathroom so you can go thru the pill bottles dotting her beside table and Snort a couple of Wellbutrin

when she lends you money and says take it out my wallet and you take the whole damn purse!!!

I am a one man BURISMA

When you create several high profile inspirational Instagram accounts that all post “When someone tells you who they are, believe them” every other day which you send to her via Instagram DM to lay the groundwork for your many lies about not stealing her debit card

This is the Brace emoji
-Mehmet

Baby no. Baby no I love you. No baby I swear to god. No I just did that because I’m lumpenproletariat. I can’t help it. It’s my class consciousness at work...cmon. Don’t you think it’s a little fucked up for a PMC to be mad at me about this. I didn’t know it was your phone

-Da Gaslight Gawd