i like to imagine yoongi as one of those people who converse with toddlers like they are coworkers.
"hey aiden did u hear about the weather we're getting next week?"

"u want want to scream, i dont want to hear u scream, how about a compromise"

"for the love of god, jared"

"i get that u dont want to eat this suspiciously planty looking food but hear me out ok? im a grown man and u cant even tie ur own shoes eat the broccoli"

"ok u say dinosaurs are better than bugs but dinosaurs went extinct and bugs have been here since the beginning of time and will outlast us all, giving them superiority over dinosaurs and, dare i say, even u and i"

every child in yoongi's vicinity will eventually know about the maginot line

yoongi and one those kids who keeps asking "why" having a 3 hour conversation because yoongi is like "the kid deserves to know why"