Why I think Nicolas Pepe was brought in by the GOAT Unai Emery to ruin Arsenal Club de Futbol: (A thread)

At the start of the 2019/2020 season, Unai Emery(the GOAT) discovered he was gonna get the sack from the devil Stan Kroeber himself. Since Emery was the most intelligent man ever in football, he knew he had to get revenge somehow- by ruining the future of Arsenal

So he thought and then he thought some more and then it hit him- what does Kroenkehate doing the most?
The simple answer was spending money. So he went and asked for a fraud. He knew this fraud wasn’t even good enough to tie Ice Cold Martial’s shoes let alone take a corner

So he went and bought him for £72 million. And everything fell apart. Knowing that his sack was inevitable, Unai deliberately took the role of Fat Frank Lampard and acted like he forgot what tactics were. He was eventually deported back to Spain and then Arteta came in

Now Arteta was left with this one-legged beta male that can’t even grow a full beard at the big age of 25. Arteta gave him his trust and the man still acted like a Somali don on the playground. Now we get to the transfer window- where Arteta is left on benefits

Now even the devil acts out of place sometimes- so he gave Arteta free school meals and Gabriel and Partey came to Arsenal. But deep down Arteta knows that Kroenke is a Tory- which means he isn’t ever getting fed again. We have now come to the present

Arsenal is never getting any good players ever again - and Arteta will never get to cement himself as the second GOAT. Arsenal Club de Futbol will never escape the hell that is Europa League, and one day might beat some Greek farmers(hopefully)

End of thread- if you read this far go outside