Thread by @NeolithicSheep, My hands are absolutely killing me. To help cheer me up, please [...]

My hands are absolutely killing me. To help cheer me up, please search etsy and ebay for kerosene lamps that are ABSOLUTELY haunted and/or cursed and link them in replies for me to look at. https://twitter.com/NeolithicSheep/status/1321897350152015872

https://twitter.com/NeolithicSheep/status/1321897350152015872

What really delights me are the ones multiple people have nominated. There's a green Kosmos wall mounted one that I honestly covet that looks like it will only condescend to light the most tasteful eldritch rituals.

And then there's the owl.

Oh God, the owl.

Here is the Kosmos lamp. Look at it! Something is definitely going on with it but whatever it is, it's very very tasteful. Possibly it's haunted by a librarian. https://www.etsy.com/listing/887344789/antique-kerosene-wall-lamp

Antique Kerosene Wall Lamp

This antique kerosene wall lamp was made about 1900 in Europe. It has all of its original parts with the burner, chimney, and font having always been together. Even the wick remains part of the...

https://www.etsy.com/listing/887344789/antique-kerosene-wall-lamp

And then. Then there's the owl. https://www.etsy.com/listing/836159227/miniature-owl-oil-kerosene-oil-lamp-red

Miniature Owl Oil Kerosene Oil Lamp Red Satin Vintage!

Here is a Miniature red satin oil owl lamp standing a little over 9” tall to the chimney. The color is a deep red in a satin finish. It has such great feather detailing all around the lamp. I don’t...

https://www.etsy.com/listing/836159227/miniature-owl-oil-kerosene-oil-lamp-red

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