My hands are absolutely killing me. To help cheer me up, please search etsy and ebay for kerosene lamps that are ABSOLUTELY haunted and/or cursed and link them in replies for me to look at. https://twitter.com/NeolithicSheep/status/1321897350152015872
What really delights me are the ones multiple people have nominated. There's a green Kosmos wall mounted one that I honestly covet that looks like it will only condescend to light the most tasteful eldritch rituals.
And then there's the owl.
Oh God, the owl.
And then there's the owl.
Oh God, the owl.
Here is the Kosmos lamp. Look at it! Something is definitely going on with it but whatever it is, it's very very tasteful. Possibly it's haunted by a librarian. https://www.etsy.com/listing/887344789/antique-kerosene-wall-lamp
And then. Then there's the owl. https://www.etsy.com/listing/836159227/miniature-owl-oil-kerosene-oil-lamp-red