My hands are absolutely killing me. To help cheer me up, please search etsy and ebay for kerosene lamps that are ABSOLUTELY haunted and/or cursed and link them in replies for me to look at. https://twitter.com/NeolithicSheep/status/1321897350152015872">https://twitter.com/Neolithic...

What really delights me are the ones multiple people have nominated. There& #39;s a green Kosmos wall mounted one that I honestly covet that looks like it will only condescend to light the most tasteful eldritch rituals.

And then there& #39;s the owl.

Oh God, the owl.

Here is the Kosmos lamp. Look at it! Something is definitely going on with it but whatever it is, it& #39;s very very tasteful. Possibly it& #39;s haunted by a librarian. https://www.etsy.com/listing/887344789/antique-kerosene-wall-lamp">https://www.etsy.com/listing/8...

And then. Then there& #39;s the owl. https://www.etsy.com/listing/836159227/miniature-owl-oil-kerosene-oil-lamp-red">https://www.etsy.com/listing/8...