Summary of today's gist:A thread

1. After giving a child to Sophie Alakijas elder sister, Demon Idiot supported the Social media bill and called us "Children".
He thought the social media bill will cover his secret.

But Gist wey don drop, don drop!

2.

Married woman(Temikoods) dragged popular sèx toy vendor(LADE) today.

She claimed (Lade) has been using her knacks experience to perform Room 306 with her husband.
Lade also threatened to drag her if she called her out on this bird app.

Wahala just be like bicycle

3.

While we were still trying to settle that fight, one tweep(Dufah) came and tweeted...
"Leave people's husbands and boyfriends alone!"

One angry Lady(Olawunmi) took vexpa and quoted the tweet with...
"Did they leave mine?"

E be like babes don show am shege for relationship

4.

BBN(Vee) posted a picture today.

One unknown guy with Mbahs picture commented....
"Please be wearing bra abeg"

Vee that is not Ok, she replied him with....
"I can always tell who hasn’t seen real breasts before. You’re on that table sir. Have a lovely day "

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5.

Everywhere was peaceful when (Onyiye) tweeted....
"This one is always tweeting about U23 girls..coz I left him
Tears"

While we were still wondering who the person is, (Ayokasz) commented....
" Wahala Dey Ooh!! I for say na me but I prefer pretty girls"

6.

One member of Anon Twitter(BagOfNuts) tweeted his mind.....
"I hate interacting with humans"

One(PreciousJaja) girls quoted the tweet...
"Interact with cows then"

To show how mad some of these Anon guys are, he replied her....
"In that case, hi"

7.

One photographer (Osbalt) was dragged by (SomtoSocial) who claimed Osbalt also knows penistography well.

"So boosting someone’s Career with your penis instead of your photography lens is professionalism?" Was the tweet

Somto also said he'll open Osbalts book today.....

8.

We were waiting for Somto to open Osbalts book but instead one girl(Thaiwoooh) opened Somtos book when she quoted him with....
"Should we also open your book?
How your giveaways ain't real? Baba dey photoshop receipts!"

Wahala for who no get book oo

9.

One tweep(Beardless Smallie) asked Aunty Risi if she has gotten a new phone already, she said soon, she also added that she has a house and a life and asked what he had.

He replied her...
"At least I did not sleep around before getting the phone I'm using now. Aunty Ode."

10.

Under(Beardless Smallie)reply one girl came and said...
"Such wack lines only sleeping around line against a girl that is in her bag get a life boo boo."

Same(Beardless Smallie) guy quoted her with a SS of her Account details on her bio and said..
"Get a life too baby"

11.

"They (Nigerian youths) are high on drugs all the time, most of them. They go to social media to do all sorts of things."

Just incase you don't know why they are dragging Mojisola Alli like tiger gen, that's the Rubbish she said at the house of assembly

12.

Kogi state commissioner for health was crying on live TV, he said it'll be difficult for the state to recover from the looted palliatives.

This grown man was really crying on live TV

Even Mercy Johnson no do like this for Nollywood.

13.

Even after their store was heavily looted, SPAR said they'll still do BlackFriday for us.

I've never seen a brand with so much positive Coconut headness .

Na brand wey support us, we go patronize

14.

After using his own fans and the other guys fans to catch cruise yesterday, Starboy has promised WizkidFc that his long awaited
#madeInLagos album will drop 11.11

Wahala for who never get earpiece

The Violence today was very mad

From different angles
It's been long we heard from
Feminist coven and LGTv

Patriarchy FC have been enjoying every phase of Violence recently.

Shepeteri twitter is always having a new member everyday, may God save us oo

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