The hilarious thing about this entire dumb situation is that it demonstrates that the structure of this show makes no sense if you assume the contestants are live humans with real feelings. https://twitter.com/THR/status/1321818086790582273
People meet, they like each other, they don't want to date other people. They want to, you know ...

Go steady.

OH HOLY SHIT OUR ROMANTIC STORY IS RUINED
It's your job to take two people all the way to the point of *a proposal* even if you instantly are crazy about one of them as sometimes happens to -- again -- live humans. You literally have to be there for the wrong reasons or the show ends after like three episodes.
It's not that this is a surprise at this late date that this show is messed up. But this is a truly uproariously great hoisting of their concept on its own diamond petard. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving clusterfantasy.
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