Ooh it’s lunch time which is also read the ride on the dildo motorcycle time!! From L Is For .... be Lila Dubois

She says: “it’s part of the seat. You gave a motorcycle a dock.” He certainly did.

He replies: “Yep. It’s a twelve inch dildo mounted on a ball joint that’s welded to the metal base of the seat. Because of the seat padding and the leather cover, we’ve only got eight inches to play with.”

The angle of the dildo is adjustable. He sets it to 45 degrees for this ride. Of note: he has a raging erection which seems like not a great condition to be in to drive said motorcycle. But who am I to question the WTF sex wisdom?

FYI. The dildo is covered in leather because this is a kinky alphabet games and they have L

Vic asks: “Won’t it be dangerous to ride a motorcycle while . . . impaled on it?” Excellent question. He replies that it will be a slow ride.

He is all excited bc he is about to have part of bike in her. By the way, so far she is naked except for her skirt which is rolled up around her waist. There is a helmet for her altho she doesn'thave it on yet.

OMG! Here is a #ShitRomDomsThink

But he also wanted to punish her. Lucky for him, he could have his pussy cake and eat it too.

That made me CACKLE!

It is taking a long time to get this ride started. . . .

Once she is impaled all of the way on the dildo, he asks about the angle and makes some adjustments.

Then she says: "I'm fucking a motorcycle."

He yanks up her skirt over her breasts to act like a tube top. Not sure why. But okay.

She goes on to think about her unfulfilling vanilla relationships with exes for several pages.

ARE THEY GOING TO RIDE THIS THING??

She is very touched that Cain put so much time, energy and thought into something for her. I get that.

Aha!

He passed her back her helmet, smiling over his shoulder. "Safety first."

She doesn't think they are actually going for a ride.

Ooh hoo. He started the bike and there all all sorts of good vibrations happening.

Just in case you wanted to sing some Good Vibrations.

She removes his shirt because she needs skin to skin contact.

And they are off!

Bumps are apparently good: And as the back tire went over that bump she got fucked by a motorcycle. The dildo thrust up hard into her, her pussy pulsing in pleasure, twin spikes of desire and fear lancing through her.

He only goes 7 or 8 mph, FYI

She does admit that this might not meet the sane criteria of SSC

She orgasms after a lovely bump but he isn't in the mood to stop the ride yet.

She has 3 orgasms during the ride and then 1 after. Now that is a happy ending.

And thus ends the great dildo motorcycle ride of 2020.