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Today is dedicated to thinking about how Jaskier from the Witcher is big & ripped. In spite of what the entire fandom may think, heās literally exactly as tall as Geralt & almost as broad.
But bc he wears fancy clothes & Henry Cavil is built like a brickhouse, u can barely tell
But bc he wears fancy clothes & Henry Cavil is built like a brickhouse, u can barely tell
He really said:
āTee hee! If I put on this silly hat, and adorable blouse, no one can tell that Iām super hairy and my arms are huge!ā
And all of you fools just believed him
āTee hee! If I put on this silly hat, and adorable blouse, no one can tell that Iām super hairy and my arms are huge!ā
And all of you fools just believed him
I just want everyone to understand that itās not āhulking Witcher and his bisexual twink bard waltz into a tavernā
Itās hulking Witcher AND EQUALLY hulking bard, who is wearing a lacy chemise with his doublet half unlaced like a strumpet, waltz into a tavern.
Itās hulking Witcher AND EQUALLY hulking bard, who is wearing a lacy chemise with his doublet half unlaced like a strumpet, waltz into a tavern.
Also I need EVERYONE who knows nothing about historical fantasy costume to understand that Jaskier wearing his doublet open like this around Geralt, with his chemise out, is the historical equal to this:
