THREAD
At A Restaurant
Hostess: I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a #mask to the table.
Me : What happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: You can take off the #mask.
Me : Then it is #safe over there?>>

Hostess: Yes.
Me : Are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: No words. Confused look.
At A Grocery Store
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from #COVID19.>>

Me : But isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: No words. Confused look.
At A Drive Thru
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
ME : Why is my bag of food on a tray?>>

Server: So I don’t touch your food because of #COVID19.
Me : Didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: no words. Confused look.>>

Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic