Considering Helen's weird obsession so called "phallic imagery" it's probably in her best interest for me to label all the places she shouldn't go at the risk of her seeing something that might remind her of a willy and send her into a mouth-frothing frenzy

Some places to avoid: https://twitter.com/helenstaniland/status/1321438659871154177

Helen, you might want to avoid Paris in case you start thinking of willies again:

@helenstaniland you might want to avoid Shanghai in case you start thinking of willies again:

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you might want to avoid Pisa in case you start thinking of willies again:

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you might want to avoid Casablanca in case you start thinking of willies again:

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you might want to avoid Ontario in case you start thinking of willies again: