Worst football commentary quotes of all time:

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10. Mark Lawrenson

“Michael Owen isn’t the tallest of lads but his height more then makes up for that.”

9. Peter Crouch

“The lad’s not just got pace, he’s quick too.”

8. Graeme Le Saux

“There was never any negative negativity.”

7. Owen Hargreaves

“I lost count of the number of saves the keeper made. There were 10 of them.”

6. Martin Keown

“Brazil are totally reliant on one player - Neymar and Silva.”

5. Jamie Redknapp

“Peter Schmeichel will be like a father figure to Kasper Schmeichel.”

4. Garth Crooks

“Football’s football. If that weren’t the case it wouldn’t be the game it is.”

3. Tony Cottee

“The thing about goal scorers is that they score goals.”

2. Chris Kamara

“It’s real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it’s all up at Forest’s end.”

1. Michael Owen

“When they don’t score, they hardly ever win.”

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