It is my profound pleasure to bring to your attention that @ChiswickAuct has an auction 11 am tomorrow called “From the Curious to the Extraordinary”. It opens on Lot 1, A STUFFED UNICORN, and just gets better from there: (1/9)

Maybe the unicorn is not your taste, Maybe something smaller? More refined?

Or maybe you would like something from our wax head collection? A fan of the 19th century church? There are other wax heads and decorated skulls, OF COURSE

Maybe you would prefer something more medicinal? For the shelves of your drawing room, perhaps?

And on the walls of your living room? What would set off the feotus collection perfectly?

Or maybe, sir’s tastes tend more towards the… erotic? Would this perhaps be to his fancy?

Yeah, that one deserves a close up, but, y’know, watch out for the kids if you’re at home...

And after the love-making, why not signal to the world how wonderful an evening you’ve had with this...

There is loads more, of course, but this is the one I will be purchasing, fulfilling a life-long dream. I would ask you not to break social distancing while I have this on me.
Check out @ChiswickAuct for the full list.