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a witch, drunk as shit - no listen okay, i will do what you want, but i want a baby. no not any baby, your baby, your firstborn. no, no questions, yes or no? yes or no? that's what i thought
a witch, later, extremely sober, holding a baby - yo what the FUCK
a witch, later, extremely sober, holding a baby - yo what the FUCK
a witch, nervously eyeing a bahy in a play pen while she stirs a cauldron and talks on the phone - i have no idea! what could my goal here have POSSIBLY been? do you know how fragile babies are? what was i thinking?
the devil, idly polishing a huge pile of souls - listen. idek.
the devil, idly polishing a huge pile of souls - listen. idek.
the devil - what do you MEAN another one
a witch, holding a second baby and a bottle of warm milk as two villagers scurry off - apparently i was very busy at the harvest festival
the devil - ...how busy?
a witch, remembering an increasingly large number of transactions - oh no
a witch, holding a second baby and a bottle of warm milk as two villagers scurry off - apparently i was very busy at the harvest festival
the devil - ...how busy?
a witch, remembering an increasingly large number of transactions - oh no
a witch, holding a lead tied to a mule pulling a wagon full of babies - did i buy an orphanage, what did i think would happen? can i trade a baby for a cow?
the devil - ...what exactly is the going rate for a baby?
a witch - i really don't remember but the village is THRIVING
the devil - ...what exactly is the going rate for a baby?
a witch - i really don't remember but the village is THRIVING
the devil - see, they have too many babies
a witch - no, **I** have too many babies. they just needed a little help out of hard times
the devil - well if the babies weren't holding them back why did they give them up so readily?
a witch - ...i was either very scary or very sad
a witch - no, **I** have too many babies. they just needed a little help out of hard times
the devil - well if the babies weren't holding them back why did they give them up so readily?
a witch - ...i was either very scary or very sad
a village boy, running away - ONE COW, AS PROMISED, I AM, AGAIN, SO VERY SORRY
the devil - what is he apologizing for?
a witch, remembering - he asked if i wanted to acquire a baby in the usual way
the devil - he DIDN'T
a witch - i think i turned him into a dog for a bit
the devil - what is he apologizing for?
a witch, remembering - he asked if i wanted to acquire a baby in the usual way
the devil - he DIDN'T
a witch - i think i turned him into a dog for a bit
the devil - maybe you DID plan this
a witch - why buy the milk
the devil - what
a witch - why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free
the devil - isn't it the other way around
a witch - that makes no sense, who gives out free milk
the devil - ...huh
a witch - right?
a witch - why buy the milk
the devil - what
a witch - why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free
the devil - isn't it the other way around
a witch - that makes no sense, who gives out free milk
the devil - ...huh
a witch - right?
a witch - do i need a bunch of tiny beds or just one big one?
the devil - i mean they're not cats
a witch - do i, plant them?
the devil, consulting a book - i think you're supposed to, teach them things?
a witch - teach them what
the devil - what to, be like?
a witch - WAIT
the devil - i mean they're not cats
a witch - do i, plant them?
the devil, consulting a book - i think you're supposed to, teach them things?
a witch - teach them what
the devil - what to, be like?
a witch - WAIT
a girl, alone but not lost - i hear talk that you take in strays, like, cats and things
a witch, resting while many girls work the garden - that what they say?
a girl - what do you, do with them? the, uh, the cats
a witch - i accept them as they are
a girl, tearing up - oh
a witch, resting while many girls work the garden - that what they say?
a girl - what do you, do with them? the, uh, the cats
a witch - i accept them as they are
a girl, tearing up - oh
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