live thread of me reading little mushroom by *checks notes* yi shi si zhou
simply bc its apparently not that long and i've seen a lot of people talking about it so why tf not

ok hold up...

so the "little mushroon" guy yall were talking about is ACTUALLY a mushroom???? a HUMANOID mushroom???? who tf is he, fricking toad????

so an zhe from mushroom kingdom ok got it

shit so this mushroom can learn stuff by eating living things??? huh... i can think of a few ways things can go wrong with this narrative smh *stares at shirai kaiu and demizu posuka*

"I have nothing outstanding so it is normal for them to leave me behind. In fact, I’m very happy not to go back to the human base. It is the same as the wild where only valuable people live" ah yes, capitalism.

so i just googled it and apparently mushroom spores are microscopical so no shit you lost yours @ toad

oh so mushrooms are not the only living beings that are able to assimilate the genes and replicate the phenotype of other species... i wonder if humans can do that too probably not

oh noooooo he didn't just "lost" his spore, it was stolen from him by humans! poor bby