Thread by @StPaulBikeScum, I think ... of all the useless sports or activities in the [...]

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I think ...

of all the useless sports or activities in the world...

Golf ...

has to be the most worthless.

Let& #39;s take acres of land...

And only let 72 people use it at once.

Oh no... not to live on...

Nope we& #39;re not burying them there either

(also kind of worthless)

No we& #39;re going to allow 72 people pay to hit a ball and then walk after it.

So they& #39;re growing food on there?

Nopes

But it& #39;s open to the public, right?

Well, sort of... you have to pay to use it.

But only after you buy all the shit to hit that ball.

But sure anyone can use it if they pay....

Well, only some of the golf ... clubs?

Wait I thought you hit it with a club... but

that& #39;s also what the places are called???

Ok...

Yeah so most of them are private and they only let members use them.

What about when it& #39;s winter?

Yeah no. The private ones are fenced in.

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