~~ THE PART 5 LIVETWEET THREAD ~~

You know the rules, mute this thread if you don't want spoilers.

Without further ado, let's get it started

gee i wonder who the main character is? certainly not the hot pink-wearing blond man with a tit window

aw giorno seems sweet

OH NEVERMIND HE JUST ROBBED THIS WOMAN WITH BUTTERFLIES. i respect the strategy though

so rohan can just Make you learn a language by writing in your skull. god he's sexy

giorno has such a gentle voice it's so soothing

I really like koichi's look in this part

Oh so we're already starting with This

everybody is doing pin-up model poses All the time and i know they were doing it before but it just. feels. different this part i don't know. i'm really liking it though

AWWWWWWWW

HELLO HELLO YOU'RE HERE

OH TO BE GIORNO GIOVANNA

"I could put whatever I want into your mouth"

OKAY episode 1: solid so far. Enjoying myself. Jerking off currently. Looking forward to more

IT BEGINS

fighting gold is officially the only piece of music ever written

"bucciarati is coming" he better be. i can think of a few places he can, too

fuck giorno's mom all my homies hate giorno's mom

little boy, what IS this hair

i changed my mind he's baby

Animorphs

golden experience's theme is so fucking good it gets me in a Mood

i'm actually catching myself missing some of the dialogue cause i'm looking at bruno's tits im

"don't tell me he can even enter people with his zipper"

H

I. Need a second

Aww giorno's a sweetie for Real

giorno's already got the company uniform, bruno, of course he's gonna wanna join

still baffled freekn' you is the ed. and yet. appreciated

why Does giorno have ladybugs on his nipples anyway

"this season is mostly just bisexual and gay kings"
"which season of jojo isn't?"

The Size of this lad

oh what a clever boy you are, mr giovanna

i straight up thought giorno was homeless whoops

there's a lack of bruno's tits to report about in this episode, so i'm a bit slower on the updates

well guess giorno's not getting into passione. anime over. it was a good three episodes, honestly

o h

araki said fuck the elderly

i don't have a lot of funny things to saw about this season when boobs aren't in my face 24/7 do i

bruno come back i need content

Slav squat

HE SAID THE THING

HE SAID THE THING I DIDNT KNOW HE SAID THE THING GGG

koichi fucking dies Again

alright. absolutely adoring giorno as the protagonist now

Okay that's so fucking metal

THE BOYS !!!!! THE BOYS ARE HERE

"So the capos will dress normally in public"

The capos in public:

there's just somethin about that song that makes you wanna BUST A MOTHERFUCKIN' MOVE

He's just wearing a one piece swimsuit and weed cuffs

narancia, illiterate king

FUGO CHILL????

Mom coming to ground her kids for yelling at the dinner table

no fucking way

why is he making him drink his piss

i love these fucking idiots so much already

He sits

I'm gonna be honest......... I'm ONLY looking at your tiddies right now

head empty, no thoughts, just goth cleavage

me: you know what, i'm actually enjoying myself watching part 5, i'm engaged, i could provide a lot of insightful commentary-

the thread:

THE DROP

and the nun reveals itself

starting this up again with the lads to Distract Myself

abbachio quit the police force and immediately started dressing like a slut. a model citizen

this better not awaken anything in me

JESUS

This part is so fucking horny

aw they're married

oh................................

bruno, monologuing about how he beat some guy:
my brain the whole time:

family bonding time: beating the shit out of a dude's decapitated body

mista and his stupid sexy midriff and lack of brain cells

the torture dance was more magical than i could have ever imagined

bABIES

WHORE

mista has no fucking right having a decently sized ass

a perk of being my friend is hearing all the jokes in this thread in advance

i didn't think i'd wind up liking mista this much but i'm already really interested in this boy

hot AND he respects women?? king

ARTS AND CRAFTS?????

we've been buffering for like five minutes but look at six's fucking face

God mista is too snazzy for his own good I'm about to Act Up

Doppio having freckles but not diavolo is a fucking crime

SHE

Narancia has that adhd brain I feel this dumbass

lil baby's got that Aggression

OKAY so i haven't updated this thread in a while. here are my rapid fire takes

1) sex pistols is the best stand in the whole series
2) narancia is homophobic
3) the cioccolatta voicemail was cute and i dont know why
4) Bruno Won't Die If I Just Don't Watch The Next Episode

point 2 will not be explained further