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cr: The Lighting Thief by Rick Riordan
This would be my first time reading them with no spoilers :)
“Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood”
“If you are a normal kid reading this because you think it’s fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened”
So who’s gonna tell him that we ACTUALLY wish we were in his position
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So who’s gonna tell him that we ACTUALLY wish we were in his position
“Like were going to use this in real life. Like it’s going to say on our job applications, “Please explain why Kronos ate his kids”
You’re twelve Nancy, stfuhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Ausdrucksloses Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Ausdrucksloses Gesicht">
You’re twelve Nancy, stfu
“What you learn from me, is vitally important”
Little obvious there Mr. Brunnerhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
Little obvious there Mr. Brunner
“Nancy Bobofit appeared in front of me with her ugly friends—and dumped her half-eaten lunch in Grover’s lap”
I swear to god I’m about to throw hands on this childhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃🏽♀️" title="Läuferin (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Läuferin (mittlerer Hautton)">
I swear to god I’m about to throw hands on this child
“Her freckles were orange, as if someone has spray painted her face with liquid Cheetos”
10/10 descriptionhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍🏻" title="Thumbs up (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up (heller Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
10/10 description
“Wait” said Grover. “It was me, I pushed her”
Best friend goalshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Best friend goals
“All I could think of was that the teachers must’ve found the illegal stash of candy I’d been selling out of my room”
Oh my sweet summer childhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Oh my sweet summer child
“And now they were going to take away my grade. Or worse, make me read the book”
I. Would. Die. For. Him. Your. Honor
I. Would. Die. For. Him. Your. Honor
so she just VAPORIZED?! And no one remembers a Mrs. Dodds
So Grover is in on this.... ohhhhhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😮" title="Gesicht mit offenem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit offenem Mund">
Percy losing sleep because he is worried about Grover getting bullied...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Those three ladies...snapped the cord...what dies that mean and why does Grover seem really freaked out about it?!
“He looked at me mournfully, like he was already picking the kind of flowers I’d like best on my coffin”
Such an optimististhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤗" title="Umarmendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Umarmendes Gesicht"> /j
Such an optimistist
SALLYhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏼" title="Applaus-Zeichen (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (mittelheller Hautton)">DESERVEShttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏼" title="Applaus-Zeichen (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (mittelheller Hautton)">BETTER
Wait, why are they trying to send Percy far away?! Away from what?!
GROVER IS A SATYR?!
OH MY GOD! The three Fates! That’s who those ladies were. That makes so much sense
Okay, what the fuck is that thing and is Sally going to die?! What about Grover?!
is..is she dead or like “but I’ll come back later” deadhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤭" title="Gesicht mit Hand über dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Hand über dem Mund">
“Raaaaarrrr!” The monster turned towards me, shaking his meany fist
Tell me why I thought of this TikTok soundhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Tell me why I thought of this TikTok sound
“I was crying, calling for my mother, but I held on to Grover—I wasn’t going to let go”
Percy’s hearthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Percy’s heart
“Silence Annabeth” the man said “He’s still conscious. Bring him inside”
Okay but like the whole “the gods are at the heart of the flame” is so cool
So Percy is going to Cabin Eleven...do they all have like specific requirements??
I want a camp half blood T-shirt nowhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Wait...what happened with Grover’s first task?! What did he do
THE UNDERWORLD!! HADES!!
Why does no one stay in cabins 1,2 and 3?! That’s lowkey creepy..
“This is Luke” Annabeth said.
That make sounds familiarhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧐" title="Gesicht mit Monokel" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Monokel">
That make sounds familiar
Ohhhhh that makes so much sense for his dyslexia and ADHD
“meet Clarrise, daughter of Ares”
I don’t like her already...
I don’t like her already...
Percy’s Poseidon Powers!!
“What? You assume it has to be a make god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that”
ANNABETH IS A QUEENhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">
ANNABETH IS A QUEEN
“Athena. Goddess of wisdom and battle”
Athena has a rivalry with Poseidon...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">
so I completely forgot about this thread...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😶" title="Mundloses Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mundloses Gesicht">
Anyways I finished the book and let me just say:
— ARES WTF
— LUKE?!
— WE STAN SALLY JACKSON
— ARES WTF
— LUKE?!
— WE STAN SALLY JACKSON
