cr: The Lighting Thief by Rick Riordan

This would be my first time reading them with no spoilers :)

“Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood”

“If you are a normal kid reading this because you think it’s fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened”

So who’s gonna tell him that we ACTUALLY wish we were in his position

“Like were going to use this in real life. Like it’s going to say on our job applications, “Please explain why Kronos ate his kids”

You’re twelve Nancy, stfu

“What you learn from me, is vitally important”

Little obvious there Mr. Brunner

“Nancy Bobofit appeared in front of me with her ugly friends—and dumped her half-eaten lunch in Grover’s lap”

I swear to god I’m about to throw hands on this child

“Her freckles were orange, as if someone has spray painted her face with liquid Cheetos”

10/10 description

“Wait” said Grover. “It was me, I pushed her”

Best friend goals

“All I could think of was that the teachers must’ve found the illegal stash of candy I’d been selling out of my room”

Oh my sweet summer child

“And now they were going to take away my grade. Or worse, make me read the book”

I. Would. Die. For. Him. Your. Honor

so she just VAPORIZED?! And no one remembers a Mrs. Dodds

So Grover is in on this.... ohhhh

Percy losing sleep because he is worried about Grover getting bullied...

Those three ladies...snapped the cord...what dies that mean and why does Grover seem really freaked out about it?!

“He looked at me mournfully, like he was already picking the kind of flowers I’d like best on my coffin”

Such an optimistist /j

SALLYDESERVESBETTER

Wait, why are they trying to send Percy far away?! Away from what?!

GROVER IS A SATYR?!

OH MY GOD! The three Fates! That’s who those ladies were. That makes so much sense

Okay, what the fuck is that thing and is Sally going to die?! What about Grover?!

is..is she dead or like “but I’ll come back later” dead

“Raaaaarrrr!” The monster turned towards me, shaking his meany fist

Tell me why I thought of this TikTok sound

“I was crying, calling for my mother, but I held on to Grover—I wasn’t going to let go”

Percy’s heart

“Silence Annabeth” the man said “He’s still conscious. Bring him inside”

Okay but like the whole “the gods are at the heart of the flame” is so cool

So Percy is going to Cabin Eleven...do they all have like specific requirements??

I want a camp half blood T-shirt now

Wait...what happened with Grover’s first task?! What did he do

THE UNDERWORLD!! HADES!!

Why does no one stay in cabins 1,2 and 3?! That’s lowkey creepy..

“This is Luke” Annabeth said.

That make sounds familiar

Ohhhhh that makes so much sense for his dyslexia and ADHD

“meet Clarrise, daughter of Ares”

I don’t like her already...

Percy’s Poseidon Powers!!

“What? You assume it has to be a make god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that”

ANNABETH IS A QUEEN

“Athena. Goddess of wisdom and battle”

Athena has a rivalry with Poseidon...

so I completely forgot about this thread...

Anyways I finished the book and let me just say:
— ARES WTF
— LUKE?!
— WE STAN SALLY JACKSON