See man. What happened to me just now is why I hate my delivery job around Halloween. Y’all play too damn much.

Dropping off a delivery at a house that’s got a lot of Halloween decor outside. I get to the porch and notice this witch doll kinda thing hanging above the doorbell. I reach to ring the shit and this thing turns towards me, lights up, and screams. Scared the FUCK outta me mane.

This happened numerous times last year. People have shit on their porch that jumps out at you. Shit that screams and makes weird noises. One time there was this skeleton thing that fucking GRABBED me. I ran like hell https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

Had me scared as shit but I’m sure someone got a good laugh out of it. I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m on someone’s YouTube channel or something. Video of me yelling like a 6 year old girl making it’s rounds on the internet.

I know better this year. I’m not working on Saturday. Not gonna have me on some TikTok running in terror https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">