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TUCKER: ...and that& #39;s when my search brought me to a forest in Japan where I discovered the Gampi shrub, dating back to the 8th Century, a shrub that makes the most high quality paper in the world. Were the Hunter documents printed on this paper? No one in the forest could say...
TUCKER:..and the UPS driver who drove the documents said he drove at approximately 77mph on a highway that had a speed limit of 80mph, but a directional wind velocity impacted at that exact moment by isobars, which were packed closer together than normally, or so we thought...
TUCKER:..now I had never tried Fugu fish, and neither had any of the dockworkers stationed at the 100-year-old Café Peter Sport post office located remotely on the Azores islands. Had Hunter? Had his documents passed through this post office? Nancy Pelosi didn& #39;t know, or did she?
TUCKER:...we tried to revive her, but she had most certainly choked on a circus peanut, moments after seeing the UPS truck go by, carrying Hunter& #39;s documents. Now here is where it gets weird, and I want you to pay close attention. The woman was a blow up sex goat. A used one...
TUCKER:...7 pickled herring fillets, a Yellow Lady& #39;s Slipper Orchid, a George Hamilton look-alike, and a Debbie Gibson LP. Now if you are wondering what that had to do with Hunter& #39;s documents then clearly you haven& #39;t read Ayn Rand& #39;s The Virtue of Selfishness, or had you?...
TUCKER: ..."Kaj la poŝto neniam atingis la domon de Newt Gingrich. Lia edzino neniam vidis ĝin en ilia leterkesto. Ili estis ĉe sia hejmo multe lastatempe." That& #39;s what the one legged postmaster said to me, in Esperanto. But no one spoke Esperanto on our staff. Not even Geraldo..
