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Well that should solve that. No need to dig deeper
Eh let’s do it. This doesn’t seem possible but whatever.
I wanna talk about the normalization of the phrase “non-GAAP”
Which literally translates to Not Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. And y’all threw skilling in jail
I wanna talk about the normalization of the phrase “non-GAAP”
Which literally translates to Not Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. And y’all threw skilling in jail
It’s always a “Strong” Q when your lead bullet point is cash flow using Not Generally Accepted Accounting Principles.
Hey dudes I know we’re awash in oil. Guess. What. We. Did.
So dougie fresh, can you provide some color as to why you are bragging about making the problem worse?
1 out of 2 on price projections ain’t bad. And really missing oil price by 20% isn’t too terrible
I can’t be the only one who is driven nuts when the same word is used twice in a sentence. The flow is off and it distracts from the point. Anyway
For 2020, Q3 didn’t really have that many headwinds. Even had some strong tailwinds with the 628 trump boat parades. We’re going into the darkness now.
I’m really just reading through this the first time and tweeting whatever comes into my shiner bock (delicious) fueled brain. And holy shit. They really called this Q strong.
You aren’t allowed to call a Q strong when you lose a B. I dgaf a if it’s a non cash ceiling impairment that’ll yield a future tax benefit (assuming they ever make any money again). That’s a disaster. No other industry says “strong Q also we had to write down 1.3 B”
You jackasses also managed to lose an NHL team on hedges too. Outstanding work, go ahead and take Friday off everyone.
Even when you said hey fuck those rules we’re gonna AA this shit they still managed to....lose $8 million.
Alright here we go let’s have some fun. Hopefully I can still math right. Hey we saved 7% on BOE. Which works out too.
Was 12.65. Spread of $.88/boe.
186k * .88 * 90 = $14,731,200. LFG go dudes. Ignore that $1.3B.
We saved 1.5 stack wells.
Was 12.65. Spread of $.88/boe.
186k * .88 * 90 = $14,731,200. LFG go dudes. Ignore that $1.3B.
We saved 1.5 stack wells.
Oh boy. This gonna be good.
Are we sure it’s been 3 years and not almost 2?
I’m gonna assume this is all bullshit
I’ve been beating the IR team on what I would like to say about the CLR 2021 outlook.
“After 2020 we have exited the prediction business and are here to say we have no f’in what’s going to happen in 2021. FFS man @nimblephatty has a tier 3 podcast. Shit is wild rn”
“After 2020 we have exited the prediction business and are here to say we have no f’in what’s going to happen in 2021. FFS man @nimblephatty has a tier 3 podcast. Shit is wild rn”
Basically everything we just said is a half truth, read the table for yourself. Nerd.
Yeah it’s totally market dislocation and the two smartest guys on EFT aren’t the two bond/credit guys.
Why did you spend $5.5 billion to grab Newfield and then bump it to second?
Um yes can someone please direct me to the not made up accounting?
We’re gonna call this the screen shot test. If you have to take 2 screen shots of your Non-gaap definitions and CYAs. You have too much non gaap.
Perfect way to end this.
