Who knows anything about fridges? Cos I just found something bad when we pulled the fridge out
There’s a tray at the bottom back of the fridge and it’s filled with oily water
Ok yeah it’s the compressor drip tray
Pulled the tray out. Attempted to clean it but it’s the consistency of chip fryer sludge left a decade. New plan. Drip tray goes in three garbage bags and then in another bag and I will clean it when we get to our new location
Movers late. Movers claiming they can’t get the dryer out. Fuck this shit
Movers dropping heavy shit on the floorboards. I am livid
Movers want me to abandon the washing machine
It’s like a fucking hostage situation and I’m paying by the hour for it
So I made a fuss
Guy brought his boss and boss’s second in charge down to the apartment
Boss: “Can’t do it love, have to move the door frame or leave it here. Not allowed to tamper with electrical parts.”

Me: “Give me the screw driver.”

Two screws later the door of the dryer came off and the dryer is out
Electricity provider at the new place just rang. Require a certificate of electrical safety before they will proceed with the connection. May be camping in the dark for 48 hrs now
Which means the food I packed in ice to take is gonna have to be turfed
And the tables and chairs got left in storage. Movers already on the highway. On the upside there was other stuff there that needs to be moved in another move later but... fuck today
In the middle of this, phone call from bank wanting to know my tax residency status. Sorted
10 minute break for water and coffee cos not gonna let the stress of today mess up my autonomic function to the point I end up in strife
And now 3 hrs and 45 minutes on a bus
Currently sitting on a train https://twitter.com/timnajacks/status/1321624397786959872
Right. Friend just opened up the property for the movers. Toilet is leaking from the outlet
I am getting very tired
Glad I have care for the Kid this weekend during the move so he didn’t witness this chaos
1:15pm. Need something other than coffee to eat
Friend says the rental property we’re supposedly moving into for two months isn’t liveable. I don’t have another housing option and the bond and rent is paid. I want to hope it’s better than he says
We couldn’t inspect before moving cos regional movement bans cos covid restrictions unless moving house
And they’re buying smoke alarms cos none currently in the house
Alright, get a plan. Once lights are fixed and lawn is mowed and crap dumped on front porch is gone it won’t be as horrific maybe? It’s a place to sleep, not live and play. We treat it like the flat: eat and sleep there, play elsewhere
Plan is to try to make it safe by Monday
There is a back up plan. If unliveable, Kid stays with family and I will work on enrolling him in a different school next week. I will stay with our stuff til I can get another moving truck in on the 4th. It’s not excellent but ... it’s a plan
Reminder to self: sometimes bad things happen despite all our good intentions and best preparation. It’s not a reflection on *who you are*

Who you are is the person who will decide this is a hilariously Monty Pythonesque fuck-up and *not get upset*
Also I have the best ppl in the world looking out for me
Heh
Washer and dryer don’t fit into the laundry
I guess there’s always laundromats
Ahahahahaha
*character building*
Ok dash upstairs to Woolies and buy a torch cos no electricity tonight
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