Huh. The Wreckers map REALLY well onto the case of Archer...huh?

Impactor is Archer, the loose canon who really shouldn't be in charge.
Springer is Lana, the actually competent one that still fucks up sometimes.
Perceptor is Ray, the soft gay who is SCARY dangerous.
Prowl is Cyril. The damn pencil-pusher that is deadly and everyone sorta hates and isn't REALLY part of the team unless he is sometimes. Also has a hate boner for Impactor.
Roadbuster is Pam because they're both crazy and will kill a guy WAY too brutally because it's Tuesday...
Whirl is Cheryl. If I have to explain why to you, you've never read Transformers comics or seen Archer so i don't know why you are even reading this thread. Make better life choices...
Kup is Mallory. In charge? Yup. Kind of asleep at the wheel? Yup. Bores you to death with stories about how it was in their day? Yuuuuuuuuuup.
Honorable mention: Brainstorm is Krieger. Not REALLY a weapon. Technically. But they both make weapons for their teams that aren't TECHNICALLY war crimes so long as no one reports them...
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