*loads sniper rifle* It's time, motherfuckers. Considering 5.4 isn't gonna be coming out for a few months, I'm gonna be spending some time with SWTOR. IMPERIAL AGENT TIME, BABY!
Lemme give y'all a quick rundown of what's going on in the story rn. We are under the guise of a dude named "The Red Blade". We're trying to get Hutta to join the Empire, and we're trying so carefully to make sure that we don't get found out.
yes, yes... Keep everything secretive...
Kaboom.
...I'm tempted to choose that third answer, but... Nah.
Gee I wonder who did that
uhhhhhhh
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM, FUCKS!
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM, FUCKS!
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM, FUCKS!
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM, FUCKS!
oh? a better knife? I'll HAPPILY take that!
ya mean the bastards that busted into my room WITHOUT my consent? Yeah, they're dead as doornails.
ya mean the bastards that busted into my room WITHOUT my consent? Yeah, they're dead as doornails.
ya mean the bastards that busted into my room WITHOUT my consent? Yeah, they're dead as doornails.
...Savages....
...Savages....
...Savages....
Time for murder!
Clever... Wait, does this mimic what republic technology looks like, or is this straight-up FROM the republic?
yes, yes, yes... Become The Imposter.
You know the rules, *pulls out blaster* and so do I. SAY GOODBYE *fires blaster*
Goodbye, Karrels.
ALL I HEAR IS MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!
Rianto: "Deal."
MORE MURDER YAAAAAAAY
grrrr
I WANNA CHOOSE THIS OPTION SO BAD
I WANNA CHOOSE THIS OPTION SO BAD
I WANNA CHOOSE THIS OPTION SO BAD
I WANNA CHOOSE THIS OPTION SO BAD
Time to commit defamation and tampering with evidence!
Endgame.
MONEEEEEEEEEEEY
MONEEEEEEEEEEEY
MONEEEEEEEEEEEY
MONEEEEEEEEEEEY
MURDER!
MURDER!
MURDER!
oh?
oh?
oh?
I wanna watch the guts fly! ...That sounded really bad.
yep, yep.
yep, yep.
yep, yep.
time to clean this shitiation up and get the FUCK outta here
please tell me I don't have to see his shitass face...
*sigh* boring...
time to leave this dump!
GOD DAMN IT
GOD DAMN IT
GOD DAMN IT
YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP
I AM THE BLADE. I AM THE BLOOD. I AM THE STORM. I. AM. WAR!
I am the true red blade. None can doubt my title. If they do, a head shall be lobbed off.
I am the true red blade. None can doubt my title. If they do, a head shall be lobbed off.
I am the true red blade. None can doubt my title. If they do, a head shall be lobbed off.
Goodbye Hutta, hello Imperial Fleet.
Goodbye Hutta, hello Imperial Fleet.
Goodbye Hutta, hello Imperial Fleet.
rough. Eh.
*cowardice*
LAST TIME... We murdered the real deal red blade, and got off of Hutta! This time, off to Dromund Kaas!
Well, I already know VERY well how this entire ride goes based on the two options, but I'm here because I want EXP and better loot.
I ain't own a droid!
...bruh.
I AM GOING TO TAKE THAT THIRD OPTION
you want it done? Gimmie a few thousand credits, then I can start butchering.
ya got credits? Murder is standard. Kidnapping is extra.
I gotta get through, man.
I gotta get through, man.
I gotta get through, man.
...Man, I just realized that the moment I started this thread, I've become a piece of shi-
*sigh* Fine... I'll save him... I usually do anyways...
Easy, I kill gods for breakfast in another universe!
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