*loads sniper rifle* It& #39;s time, motherfuckers. Considering 5.4 isn& #39;t gonna be coming out for a few months, I& #39;m gonna be spending some time with SWTOR. IMPERIAL AGENT TIME, BABY!
Lemme give y& #39;all a quick rundown of what& #39;s going on in the story rn. We are under the guise of a dude named "The Red Blade". We& #39;re trying to get Hutta to join the Empire, and we& #39;re trying so carefully to make sure that we don& #39;t get found out.
yes, yes... Keep everything secretive...
Kaboom.
...I& #39;m tempted to choose that third answer, but... Nah.
Gee I wonder who did that
uhhhhhhh
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM, FUCKS!
oh? a better knife? I& #39;ll HAPPILY take that!
ya mean the bastards that busted into my room WITHOUT my consent? Yeah, they& #39;re dead as doornails.
...Savages....
Time for murder!
Clever... Wait, does this mimic what republic technology looks like, or is this straight-up FROM the republic?
yes, yes, yes... Become The Imposter.
You know the rules, *pulls out blaster* and so do I. SAY GOODBYE *fires blaster*
Goodbye, Karrels.
ALL I HEAR IS MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!
Rianto: "Deal."
MORE MURDER YAAAAAAAY
grrrr
I WANNA CHOOSE THIS OPTION SO BAD
Time to commit defamation and tampering with evidence!
Endgame.
MONEEEEEEEEEEEY
MURDER!
oh?
I wanna watch the guts fly! ...That sounded really bad.
yep, yep.
time to clean this shitiation up and get the FUCK outta here
please tell me I don& #39;t have to see his shitass face...
*sigh* boring...
time to leave this dump!
GOD DAMN IT
YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP
I AM THE BLADE. I AM THE BLOOD. I AM THE STORM. I. AM. WAR!
I am the true red blade. None can doubt my title. If they do, a head shall be lobbed off.
Goodbye Hutta, hello Imperial Fleet.
rough. Eh.
*cowardice*
LAST TIME... We murdered the real deal red blade, and got off of Hutta! This time, off to Dromund Kaas!
Well, I already know VERY well how this entire ride goes based on the two options, but I& #39;m here because I want EXP and better loot.
I ain& #39;t own a droid!
...bruh.
I AM GOING TO TAKE THAT THIRD OPTION
you want it done? Gimmie a few thousand credits, then I can start butchering.
ya got credits? Murder is standard. Kidnapping is extra.
I gotta get through, man.
...Man, I just realized that the moment I started this thread, I& #39;ve become a piece of shi-
*sigh* Fine... I& #39;ll save him... I usually do anyways...
Easy, I kill gods for breakfast in another universe!
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