I'm watching Hill House, and they absolutely should have sacrificed Shirl and Steve to the house.
Is every ghost story a secret allegory for institutionalizing your loved ones or what? It do be feeling that way sometimes.
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Shirl and Steve gotta go. They absolutely gotta go. Put them in the Red Room and throw away the key. They are so TIRESOME.
"How's your marriage?"

Sir, you just saw your dead wife's spectral image crawling toward you and you wanna drop some cute little questions to your son? Priorities!
Me when the ghosts start vandalizing Shirl's house:
Steve had a vasectomy and then let his wife believe they were trying to have a baby for two years....BRUH. TO THE RED ROOM.
👀 They were going to "flip" Hill House in "maybe eight weeks." Now there's the real ghost story.
They should burned that house down and turned it into condos, tbh.
I hope Hugh got a tetanus shot while he out here bleeding all over the dang place.
Justice for the Dudleys.
Abigail just wanted to have a tea party. 😭
Shirl’s baggage is that she had sex with a hot stranger?
Lock her in the Red Room. LOCK HER UP.
Shirl doesn’t deserve her hot husband. Alex Karev should have left her under that pylon.
"our moments fall around us like rain"
I think the main difference between Hill House and Bly Manor is that I didn't want the people on Bly to die, but all them Hill House dweebs could catch the fade, to be completely honest. What an irritating family.
I wished every one of them except Luke and Nell great harm. All of them could go.
Tho as someone who comes from a very haunted family, I found it relatable.
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