How the sextuplets would help u when u need to go to the hospital
osomatsu: comes with you but gets bored after 20 minutes and goes to the subway across the street. Gets kicked out and permanently banned from the subway for reasons that can legally not be disclosed
karamatsu: Cries the whole time in the waiting room even though you are fine. Pretty much the opposite of helpful. Tries to distract you by showing u pics of himself, but hes the only one interested. Eats all your snacks
choromatsu: tries to explain your own issues for you. Forgets that he is not the patient. Complains to the nurses every 5 minutes that the tv is too loud. Takes this time to explain to you all of the nyaa chan deep lore even though you beg him not to
ichimatsu: doesnt say a single word for the entirety of the trip. scoffs at the other people in the waiting room for looking in his general direction. is asked to wait outside
jyushimatsu: Starts doing pushups in the hallway. Spends most of his time in the cafeteria because he was starting to make the nurses nervous. he was doing So many pushups
todomatsu: refuses to come with you
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