thread of me rating every higeen hand gel scent i’ve eaten since i’m bored
RED FRUIT
-what got me into eating hand sanitizer
-fond memories attached to it
-smells and tastes good
-what i’d imagine a sweet alcoholic cocktail tasting like

OVERALL: 10/10 amazing
LEMON
-pretty basic
-clean n fresh
-what i have attached to my schoolbag rn
-reminds me of someone

OVERALL: 8.5/10, safe choice
JASMINE
-reminds me of my nana
-floral but overbearing
-would do better out of my mouth

OVERALL: 6/10 eh
CUCUMBER
-i would smear it on my face as a child and pretend it’s a face mask
-tasty
-i would bathe in this if i ever got the chance
-my favorite

OVERALL: 12/10, best hand sanitizer i’ve ever tasted
INCENSE
-nonononononoNO
-DISGUSTING
-funeral home vibes
-doesn’t even smell nice
-never again

OVERALL: -1000/10, don’t even try to touch me if you like how this smells
PAPAYA
-smells and tastes vv good
-second to cucumber
-it’s always ugly people that don’t like this scent
-if this is one of ur favs then ily

OVERALL: 10/10 <3
ROSE
-mmmmm
-the image i found for this sent me why is it like that
-elegant but the collared shirt w/ a tie kinda elegant

OVERALL: 9/10 nice
MARINE
-screams fragile masculinity
-the only thing cis boys think is acceptable to have on them
-doesn’t smell that bad but i hate how it tastes
-oddly salty

OVERALL: 2/10 no.
KIWI
-pure acid
-idk
-i dont want to ingest this again

OVERALL: 0/10 ...
LOVE (.....?)
-makes me sad
-l....l word
-idk how to describe this other than it definitely doesn’t taste like love
- :(

OVERALL: 3/10 💔
-END OF THREAD-
(for now..., there’s a lot more scents and i’ll update it next time i get my hands on something new)
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