I walked into the kitchen to find my coworker heating up my food.............

Like I could smell my food the closer I got to the kitchen. I’m thinking “I know that ain’t what I think it is.” This has never happened to me before y’all. I didn’t even know how to react. This was me watching him plate my chicken masala.

Me: “Is that my food?”
Him:
Me: “That’s my food.”
Him: “I didn’t know it was yours!”
Me: “...my NAME is on it.”
Him:
Me:
Him: “I’m so sorry.”
Me: “Are you really sorry? Like fr, are you? Cause you were definitely about to eat my food.”
Him:

You “didn’t know” it was mine but you knew it wasn’t yours either. So now what?

HR will be seeing me at 2 pm. Stay tuned.

He bought my lunch today lol