proof that Zayn Malik invented English Literature
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When he single handedly changed the spelling of the word ‘conscience’

Zayn and autocorrect have been feuding for years, since Zayn invented spelling and is out to end autocorrect’s career

Zayn the zoet’s way with words is impeccable, there’s so many layers to this piece of work...the dentures, the knickers. He uses negative imagery to express that Calvin Harris is indeed 420 years old and his teeth are in fact falling out of his head.

Zayn is so brilliant he doesn’t even need to complete his sentences, he loves keeping his readers in suspense just as much as he loves his insta stans

this is a simple sentence, yet it invokes so many feelings like joy, heartbreak, love, sadness only Zayn Malik can make you feel so many emotions at the same time.

With just 4 words he was able to shake the entire planet itself. Could Shakespeare do that? the only correct answer is no

English teachers everywhere are quaking

In all seriousness, Zayn has written some of the beautiful lyrics that will stay with me forever his way with words is truly impeccable, the way he clearly expresses himself through his lyrics is brilliant. The way makes use of imagery to really describe what he’s feeling is-

splendid. I could fish over his songwriting for hours on end

in conclusion zayn the zoet has dethroned William Shakespeare as the greatest writer boooo William