lcdp as teletubbies: an unnecessary thread

dipsy // el professor
- literally just wants to have some peace
- makes a plan for every day
- gets bullied by tinky winky

po // lisboa
- looks sweet but can and will chain you to the ceiling
- doesn’t take tinky winky’s shit
- sacrifice her life for dipsy

tinky winky // tokyo
- is scared of po
- authority issues
- over the hills and far away tinky winky comes out to cause a fucking riot

la la // stockholm
- soft
- goes along with whatever happens
- most likely needs therapy

stereos // denver
- annoying
- tubby custard addiction
- just there to insinuate chaos

noo noo // helsinki
- cuddle machine
- cooperates
- loved by everyone unconditionally

the sun // nairobi
- intimidates the patriarchy
- literal angel
- abuses the stereos daily

baby baa // rio
- fucking useless
- just kind of there
- gets himself kidnapped