this girl @ work left her coochie in the bathroom to air dry smh yo
I just got fired https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Aight so boom ; I tweeted this and y’all started reacting and commenting etc so I was replying to someone when my work boo pulled up on me .. I showed him the tweet , we start laughing it’s all good right ..
This nigga told his section and I guess the girl who went to the bathroom before me realized I was talking about her so she tells the supervisor https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unerfreutes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Unerfreutes Gesicht"> PLEASE KEEP IN MIND it’s my second day at this job bro so I didn’t know she was the damn supervisor
Supervisor comes up to me like “were you on your phone during work hours?” I’m like “depends on who’s asking https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="â˜ș" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht">” with the little smart cute face . She goes “the supervisor clock out please.” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="â˜č" title="Stirnrunzelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Stirnrunzelndes Gesicht">
I had to save face so I pulled a Rochelle from Everybody hates Chris and said “gworl I don’t even need this job fr” sis said “then don’t come back you’re fired” .. now stop asking me if I was really fired https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ˜«" title="MĂŒdes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: MĂŒdes Gesicht">
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