what ur favorite knb character says about u (for me) — a thread

idk what this is im bored and genshin wont let me play so yeah anyways

kuroko

— i feel like i havent met a tetsu main ??? (or maybe i did but theyre ia now) but i feel like yall r really chill ???
— u probably have a nice & simple layout
— during discourse on the tl ur usually in the middle or u just mind ur own business
— i like that i like u

kagami

— why r yall hot ..
— probably in another fandom now since knb’s dead but mention knb to them and they come running back
— “KAGAMI BEST BOY” yeah we know
— either rlly nice or rlly mean theres no in between
— haunted by the scissors incident
— seirin fuckers by default

kise

— mostly kaijo supremacists um how do u know the members that arent kise kasamatsu and moriyama
— will make an essay on why kise is the strongest miracle
— probably stans the most popular characters in every other anime that they watch too idk
— always crying over smth

midorima

— so brave like imagine having to defend midorima’s clown ass every single time yall deserve an award
— all of them are takao fuckers deserve honestly
— shutoku vs rakuzan is dead to them
— mixed feelings about ak*shi
— mature too i never see mido stans starting shit

— “STOP MAKING FUN OF HIS HAIRCUT ITS NOT HIS FAULT” yeah but he looks like a dad who works 9-5 tho so like .
— can probably edit too
— most likely a kaijo stan too and theyre always crying about how shutoku and kaijo were robbed ... im so sorry

daiki

— baddest bitches yall have my respect
— either funny or mean sometimes both
— never mention “akashi vs daiki” to them they will NOT shut up
— if u stan him and make “the only one who can ___ me is me” jokes about him and i dont follow u thats probably why

— seriously how does it feel to know u have the best taste in anime characters
— i would call u daiki apologists but he didnt do anything wrong and has never done anything wrong so
— ur probably a villain fucker and if u arent i promise u are u just havent realized it yet

murasakibara

— yall r so far up his ass that u praise him for doing nothing at all i mean u cry when he ties his hair ???? ARE U OK LIKE THINK ABOUT IT
— really chill tho to the point that sometimes i wonder if yall still exist but i know yall r just minding ur own business

— where do u get the patience to type that longass name
— you havent stopped crying ever since u met him admit it
— you would die for him & yosen’s lady coach i just know it
— also when u say yosen best boys i hope u know that you’re absolutely right and you should say it louder

akashi

— ur an enemy of the state and you’d very much like to watch the world burn that must be it there’s no other explanation for it

— also have u seen an actual ankle break in real life yeah think about that then think about akashi thats all im gonna say

takao

— yall deserve the world i hope u know that
— yall r so cool and funny i cant stress this enough like do you want to hold hands ????!??! lets be friends
— has 24738 boyfriend takao headcanons and they cry over each one every day
— last game doesnt exist right? yeah i know

satsuki

— gay
— fought in WARSSSSS for her and honestly thank u for your service you dont see it but im saluting rn
— ur right she’s a miracle & she doesn’t deserve the hate she gets just bc these weirdos think she gets in the way of their ships
— gay

hanamiya

— ur scared of nothing and i mean absolutely nothing
— people most likely think ur intimidating
— skinny ratio
— yall r mean but like in a funny way
— rlly tough too like ur so brave i aspire to be on ur level of giving 0 fucks one day
— so fuck seirin huh

haizaki

— ur so brave for liking a character that even fujimaki hated
— is it bc hes hot
— ur right akashi did him dirty ik u have a whole paper hidden in there somewhere pls release it im begging u
— if ur in hiding bc u dont want to get jumped i hope u know that ik u exist

hyuuga

— im so sorry that ur fav is homophobic and i know u cried when u found out to be fair i did too and he wasnt even in my favs list

kiyoshi

— ur probably the mom friend
— ur in a small friend group thats really close i love that for u
— i feel like u second guess ur path in life a lot but i just want to let u know that u can do it
— i know u stan dilfs in other animes u dont have to hide it

imayoshi

— ur a touou supremacist just like me i know it pls let me hold ur hand
— another dilf fucker
— ur a whore honestly like i didnt want to say it but there it is
— perfect mix of mean, funny and sassy ur the best i hope u know that

tatsuya

— you were a sasuke uchiha stan at some point in your life
— u still have a lot of unresolved issues from the past
— i feel like a lot of u lowkey kin him and im so sorry for that
— you’re rlly cool just please don’t ever come near a knb poll ever again

coach harasawa

— ur a dilf fucker
— i love you lets kiss

izuki

— ur rlly chill and fun to talk to hello
— always wilding on the tl
— rlly nice and friendly some izuki stans are soft but not all of them
— u think he deserves more recognition and screentime

mayuzumi

— one second ur rlly chill then suddenly ur a bitch we love it
— yall give 0 fucks
— i feel like most of yall are shoujo stans too just like him
— i also feel like yall lowkey kin him
— akamayu stans but have mixed feelings for akashi ???
— idk yall r cool though

kasamatsu

— when r u gonna stop talking about how kaijo was robbed like i agree im just genuinely curious
— everytime yall r talking about him i just see u crying like whats up with that

nijimura

— ur living off on 6 minutes of screentime ur so brave
— a more chill version of the mom friend
— you were a haizaki apologist at some point (or u still are)
— im pretty sure u listen to the drama cds bc where else are u gonna get niji content
— u cry over him everytime

i ran out of things to say so end of thread i think!