"Aha!" exclaimed Beryl, logging onto one of her Twitter accounts at 10 this morning! "Finally, an opportunity to have my voice heard on the transgenders!". She poured another swig of Gordon's into her 'Adult Human Female' pint glass and started typing... https://twitter.com/Commonswomequ/status/1321392870075568128

...The words flowed freely - she recounted the time about when she had a dream about a hairy TIM in the toilets at the university her estranged daughter nearly thought about going to but didn't, or at least not to her knowledge as she doesn't speak to her anymore since she...

...found her 'Trans ideology kills birds with 5G wind farms" Twitter account. She loved that account, sadly deboosted for tweeting too much truth about the NHS cutting healthy breasts off sparrows in Belgium. "Focus" she thought to herself whilst reaching for the Gordon's again..

Typing furiously, she articulately advised Her Majesty's Government of the gender ideological plot to turn schools into pronoun farms. Did they know Donald Trump is a transgender? Yes, they're all a danger to women, particularly sex-based ones...

.Delighted with her work, she switched to her 'Save our Schools from Queers' account, and proceeded to let her friends know about this critical and unprecedented opportunity for unabated media criticism of transgender people. A broadsheet journalist replied - could this be the...

...moment!? Could this be the time someone finally starts to ask questions!? "Can we go ahead with the story about the TIM who sexually assaulted your car whilst burning down the Amazon rainforest? The editor loves it, it's so hot right now".

Beryl smiled & poured another gin.