and I& #39;m doing in on my laptop cause it& #39;s easier to watch there than on my phone so don& #39;t mind the "twitter web app" tnx
okay let& #39;s get started. this is gonna be wild I can tell
was this really necessary
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uhh... narration
no it& #39;s a story of a girl who cheats, lies and manipulates her boyfriend, slut shames every girl that breathes around you and a toxic psychotic and possessive guy who& #39;s too proud to admit he actually likes somebody
what the holy hell is this? 620K trollers? 12 trolling? also why is she looking at his "instagram" on her laptop in an uber? and she& #39;s smiling? why? just why?
do people actually call each other asswipes? like seriously? is this real?
also
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MOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLESHIT IT& #39;S FRANK FROM HTGAWM!!!!!! I had no idea he& #39;s in this!!!!!! I& #39;m fucking freaking out!!!!! JASFGWLAWKOEFJOIWH
what kind of interns get their own office? I& #39;m sorry but how? I always had to sit by the plant or by the door and you& #39;re telling me she got her own office with a door and a window? na-ah I ain& #39;t buying that. also it took her only a few hours to clean this. so was she not working?
doesn& #39;t harry have a pain kink as well? I mean at least they got something right
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yeah me neither. and you already have your own office and your boss took you to this random conference that I still don& #39;t understand
"oh just the one this movie& #39;s based on and that previous one as well" hi anna
fun fact: she follows me back on twitter what have you accomplished in life huh?
fun fact: she follows me back on twitter what have you accomplished in life huh?
what the fuck are you drinking steph? there& #39;s literally nothing in it!
nevermind it& #39;s been going on for too long
like I know she& #39;s a bitch but this was fucked up hardin
no don& #39;t call him are you fucking dumb
mood
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I love trevor
but look how squishy hero is
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DID SHE JUST THROW A FUCKING BUN AT HIM?
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if you look close enough they never took his boxers off so that means he was going commando
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never thought I& #39;d be seeing hero& #39;s butt but here we are
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I want more scenes with trevor
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why does it take them so much time to fuck jesus this movie could& #39;ve been so much shorter
wait liam& #39;s mum& #39;s name is still karen? they didn& #39;t change that? that& #39;s kinda weird
if i hear "christmas tree oh christmas tree" ONE MORE TIME ISTG!
DID HE JUST FUCKING PUNCH HIS FATHER?! IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE?!
YES! TREVOR!
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tessa "I only make bad decisions" young
charlie weber in a white suit
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steph and tristan are *chef& #39;s kiss*
who the fuck is jamie again?
tessa could you stop slutshaming for a second? I& #39;d really appreciate it
this soundtrack is weird
she beat molly up and now they& #39;re fucking again. why am I not surprised?
of course she gets into a car accident
fuck he& #39;s fast
lirry fight
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wait this sounds like jesy from little mix is that a little mix song?
more narration. great
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
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even more fucking narration
this is the best part of the whole movie
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in the end I& #39;d give it 4.8/10
- way too much unlogical fucking
- tessa& #39;s a bitch
- hardin& #39;s a bitch
- their relationship makes no sense at all
- too long for my liking
+ charlie weber as mr. vance
+ candice king as kim
+ dylan sprouse as trevor
+ DYLAN SPROUSE AS TREVOR
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- way too much unlogical fucking
- tessa& #39;s a bitch
- hardin& #39;s a bitch
- their relationship makes no sense at all
- too long for my liking
+ charlie weber as mr. vance
+ candice king as kim
+ dylan sprouse as trevor
+ DYLAN SPROUSE AS TREVOR