after we collided live tweet because why the f not

and I'm doing in on my laptop cause it's easier to watch there than on my phone so don't mind the "twitter web app" tnx

okay let's get started. this is gonna be wild I can tell

was this really necessary

uhh... narration

no it's a story of a girl who cheats, lies and manipulates her boyfriend, slut shames every girl that breathes around you and a toxic psychotic and possessive guy who's too proud to admit he actually likes somebody

why the FUCK is he sleeping in a car WITH HIS WINDOWS DOWN. how dumb can you be hardin?!

what the holy hell is this? 620K trollers? 12 trolling? also why is she looking at his "instagram" on her laptop in an uber? and she's smiling? why? just why?

do people actually call each other asswipes? like seriously? is this real?
also trevor

MOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLESHIT IT'S FRANK FROM HTGAWM!!!!!! I had no idea he's in this!!!!!! I'm fucking freaking out!!!!! JASFGWLAWKOEFJOIWH

what kind of interns get their own office? I'm sorry but how? I always had to sit by the plant or by the door and you're telling me she got her own office with a door and a window? na-ah I ain't buying that. also it took her only a few hours to clean this. so was she not working?

this is just gross. but if I had to see it you have to as well

doesn't harry have a pain kink as well? I mean at least they got something right

yeah me neither. and you already have your own office and your boss took you to this random conference that I still don't understand

the "a girl walks down the stars and everyone around her is shocked how beautiful she looks" cliche

SOMEBODY SERIOUSLY EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

"oh just the one this movie's based on and that previous one as well" hi anna

fun fact: she follows me back on twitter what have you accomplished in life huh?

what the fuck are you drinking steph? there's literally nothing in it!

this shot is kinda cool ngl

nevermind it's been going on for too long

like I know she's a bitch but this was fucked up hardin

no don't call him are you fucking dumb

*red flag*

mood

I love trevor

YOU HAVE HANDS! AND THERE'S THE DOOR KNOB! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO WEIRD FOR FUCK'S SAKE?

I have goosebumps and not the good kind

CALL THE POLICE

but look how squishy hero is

YES! CONSENT! consent is sexy!

I'm sorry but people just don't sleep like this

DID SHE JUST THROW A FUCKING BUN AT HIM?

he's the definition of "I'd rather be anywhere else but here"

I'm washing me and my clothhes

if you look close enough they never took his boxers off so that means he was going commando

never thought I'd be seeing hero's butt but here we are

never let hardin babysit your kids cause he suuuuuucks

I want more scenes with trevor

manifesting a trevor scene

why does it take them so much time to fuck jesus this movie could've been so much shorter

oh I remember this from the fanfic

wait liam's mum's name is still karen? they didn't change that? that's kinda weird

if i hear "christmas tree oh christmas tree" ONE MORE TIME ISTG!

me @ hardin throughout the whole movie

DID HE JUST FUCKING PUNCH HIS FATHER?! IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE?!

WASH YOUR FUCKING DISHES TESSA!!!!

YES! TREVOR!

tessa "I only make bad decisions" young

charlie weber in a white suit

steph and tristan are *chef's kiss*

who the fuck is jamie again?

tessa could you stop slutshaming for a second? I'd really appreciate it

this soundtrack is weird

she beat molly up and now they're fucking again. why am I not surprised?

jesus christ don't drive while you're on the phone tessa!

of course she gets into a car accident

fuck he's fast

lirry fight

wait this sounds like jesy from little mix is that a little mix song?

more narration. great

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

even more fucking narration

wait is that the guy from the beginning?

this is the best part of the whole movie

the end.

in the end I'd give it 4.8/10

- way too much unlogical fucking
- tessa's a bitch
- hardin's a bitch
- their relationship makes no sense at all
- too long for my liking

+ charlie weber as mr. vance
+ candice king as kim
+ dylan sprouse as trevor
+ DYLAN SPROUSE AS TREVOR