and I& #39;m doing in on my laptop cause it& #39;s easier to watch there than on my phone so don& #39;t mind the "twitter web app" tnx
okay let& #39;s get started. this is gonna be wild I can tell
was this really necessary https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unerfreutes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Unerfreutes Gesicht">
uhh... narration
no it& #39;s a story of a girl who cheats, lies and manipulates her boyfriend, slut shames every girl that breathes around you and a toxic psychotic and possessive guy who& #39;s too proud to admit he actually likes somebody
why the FUCK is he sleeping in a car WITH HIS WINDOWS DOWN. how dumb can you be hardin?!
what the holy hell is this? 620K trollers? 12 trolling? also why is she looking at his "instagram" on her laptop in an uber? and she& #39;s smiling? why? just why?
MOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLESHIT IT& #39;S FRANK FROM HTGAWM!!!!!! I had no idea he& #39;s in this!!!!!! I& #39;m fucking freaking out!!!!! JASFGWLAWKOEFJOIWH
what kind of interns get their own office? I& #39;m sorry but how? I always had to sit by the plant or by the door and you& #39;re telling me she got her own office with a door and a window? na-ah I ain& #39;t buying that. also it took her only a few hours to clean this. so was she not working?
this is just gross. but if I had to see it you have to as well
yeah me neither. and you already have your own office and your boss took you to this random conference that I still don& #39;t understand
the "a girl walks down the stars and everyone around her is shocked how beautiful she looks" cliche
SOMEBODY SERIOUSLY EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
"oh just the one this movie& #39;s based on and that previous one as well" hi anna

fun fact: she follows me back on twitter what have you accomplished in life huh?
what the fuck are you drinking steph? there& #39;s literally nothing in it!
this shot is kinda cool ngl
nevermind it& #39;s been going on for too long
like I know she& #39;s a bitch but this was fucked up hardin
no don& #39;t call him are you fucking dumb
*red flag*
mood https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">
I love trevor
YOU HAVE HANDS! AND THERE& #39;S THE DOOR KNOB! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO WEIRD FOR FUCK& #39;S SAKE?
I have goosebumps and not the good kind
CALL THE POLICE
but look how squishy hero is https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
YES! CONSENT! consent is sexy!
I& #39;m sorry but people just don& #39;t sleep like this
he& #39;s the definition of "I& #39;d rather be anywhere else but here"
if you look close enough they never took his boxers off so that means he was going commando https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">
never thought I& #39;d be seeing hero& #39;s butt but here we are https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">
never let hardin babysit your kids cause he suuuuuucks
I want more scenes with trevor

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken"> manifesting a trevor scene https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
why does it take them so much time to fuck jesus this movie could& #39;ve been so much shorter
oh I remember this from the fanfic
wait liam& #39;s mum& #39;s name is still karen? they didn& #39;t change that? that& #39;s kinda weird
if i hear "christmas tree oh christmas tree" ONE MORE TIME ISTG!
me @ hardin throughout the whole movie
DID HE JUST FUCKING PUNCH HIS FATHER?! IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE?!
WASH YOUR FUCKING DISHES TESSA!!!!
YES! TREVOR! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">
tessa "I only make bad decisions" young
charlie weber in a white suit https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">
steph and tristan are *chef& #39;s kiss*
who the fuck is jamie again?
tessa could you stop slutshaming for a second? I& #39;d really appreciate it
this soundtrack is weird
she beat molly up and now they& #39;re fucking again. why am I not surprised?
jesus christ don& #39;t drive while you& #39;re on the phone tessa!
of course she gets into a car accident
fuck he& #39;s fast
lirry fight https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">
wait this sounds like jesy from little mix is that a little mix song?
more narration. great
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
even more fucking narration
wait is that the guy from the beginning?
this is the best part of the whole movie https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken"> the end. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
in the end I& #39;d give it 4.8/10

- way too much unlogical fucking
- tessa& #39;s a bitch
- hardin& #39;s a bitch
- their relationship makes no sense at all
- too long for my liking

+ charlie weber as mr. vance
+ candice king as kim
+ dylan sprouse as trevor
+ DYLAN SPROUSE AS TREVOR https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
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