This is my thread of Strong Opinions about Kids Books. Feel free to add your own, but Strong Opinions only.
If your book is aimed at under fives and the very first page after the cover isn't the start of the story, you've fucked up. See I Want My Hat Back for how to start a story properly
-1000 book points if your book has a rhyming scheme that only rhymes in RP English
David Walliams books are trash and he is trash and they should remove his birthday books from my library. Entirely coasting by on having illustrations by Quentin Blake/look like Quentin Blake
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