Yesterday morning, while working from my bedroom, I hear someone saying "kong kong kong" at the front door. #EndAnglophoneCrisis
I step out and there's this young man standing at a safe distance.
- Gd morning grand, I be want ask if dirty clothes dey wey I fit wash-am.
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- Sorry bro, yi no dey. #EndAnglophoneCrisis
- Grand, how abt dustbin? If yi don flop, I fit empty-am. Ya neighbour dem know me, even dis sister for corner here [he's obviously worried BC he's never seen me here before, but my brothers should know him].
- Dey don empty-am, bro
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- Grand, sorry for disturb you, but na so I di survive since wey I run Southwest. Na so I di take tchop....

I'm teary-eyed now, thinking abt this at work. This helplessness is overwhelming, crippling... I'm tired. I've been tired for many years & more...
#EndAnglophoneCrisis
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