BREKIN NEWS : we are going live to our special envoyé in the lost Ferals Apu tribe after the commercials
HUNGRY !!!
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ok we are live with Chief CrackAlotOfSkulls, thx for having us, first question how many are you, is there other tribes ??
Uh THERE IS OTHERS LIKE US THERE ARE OTHERS, OTHER THE RIVER UHh WE ARE SECRET TRIBES, HIDE FOR PROTECT MUSHROOMS, MUSHROOMS GOOD uHH
okeyyy what's the socio-economical aspect of your society, what's your GDP ?? do you have preachy movies and media like we have ??
you see the GDP isn't a good metric for a judging a society success a foolish metric, that can be artificially modified here we are more concern about trees and mushrooms because they are our protesters and providers, you see GDP is for neo-lib shilll to masturbate to
I AM CHIEF I CRAKS SKULLS GUIDE TRIBE AND LOVE MUSHROOMS
haha i didn't except that, is there woman in your tribe and what are their socio-economical positions ? how do you reproduce ?
Y E S
can you develop ?? we are very curious about that ?
uH NO, UH, WE DO MAKE BABIES WITH OUR WOMEN, REST IS SECRET SHUSH SHUSH UuH DO YOU HAVE BIG MILKIES WAMEN TO ?? uHU
haha yes what are your plan for the future ? how do we go from here ?
HU PLANS ARE, HUu ME, GOING TO TAKE A NAP, QUESTION HURTS HEADS AND JOURNO TALK FUNNY hU COME BACK LATER Huu BYE
ok that it for now, thx envoyé and stay tuned for our next special report of the extreme on witch is the best brand of soda Kooler or Pëpsier ?? dn't miss our 2 hours long episode on that burning subject
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