Fun facts about Taylor Swift. A thread:
1. Taylor Swift wasn't born in 1989, 1989 was born in Taylor Swift.
2. When she was in kindergarten, she missed two days of school. Those days now are called Saturday and Sunday.
3. At school, the teacher raised his hand to talk to Taylor.
4. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone, Taylor already had two lost calls.
5. Ghosts built bonfires to tell stories about Taylor.
6. Jesus walked on water, but Taylor swims on land.
7. If Taylor enters your house, you are the guest.
8. Taylor does not need luck, luck needs Taylor.
9. Taylor built with her own hands the hospital where she was born.
10. Taylor doesn't need oxygen to breathe, oxygen needs her to breathe.
11. Taylor wears Iron man's armor as pajamas.
12. When Taylor cuts an onion, the onion cries.
13. Taylor does not obey the physical laws, the physical laws obey her.
RT to make Taylor happy:
I'm voting for Taylor Swift for Artist Of The Year at the
#AMAs
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