Young gamers listen up real quick. Cocaine is not weed. It is not an anytime drug. You do not do blow to help you fight god in an rpg. You do it to fight God in real life, and you will lose to god 100 times out of 100. Anyone that can play games while hittin bumps is actually god

Cocaine is also not adderal. The comparison is insulting to cocaine, honestly. If Adderall helps you study or increases your awareness, cocaine makes everything have 40000 dpi. Even your eyes.

One day if we're lucky we'll see someone who thought it was a good idea to do blow attempt to stream. That'll be a HILARIOUS day.

You know how sometimes you're like up 50 stars in Mario party and you get fucked and lose everything? That's cocaine