Stupid tips to survive among extra wokes in Indian metropolitan cities:

1. Don't act like you've ever seen milk in coffee. Black coffee is what the posh population does.

2. Knowledge on all mental health terms is utterly necessary. The ability to connect trivial shit like the way they drink their coffee to their possible childhood trauma helps you grow an extra mile in the woke communities.

3. Have some knowledge at hand about cities like Paris and New York. One isn't considered successful or worthy talking to unless they had a foreign trip, preferably one where you went soul searching/backpacking solo.

4. If you were middle class before too, act like you know middle class only through reliable sources like scoopwhoop.