@naomibrockwell You must have been rolling your eyes during at least 95% of our interactions since 2018. Wowsers!

How did I not already know this stuff at my age? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦" title="Person facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Person facepalming">

Glad despite all that we’re still friends. You have a lot of patience. Eye opening. https://youtu.be/jJLM3hgpaq0 ">https://youtu.be/jJLM3hgpa...
I would have fallen flat on my face if JJ wasn’t in the picture and a good friendship wasn’t the goal.

Scary thought.
Things worked out for the best.
@naomibrockwell You’ve been put on a pretty high pedestal.

- Too many compliments (Not always a terrible thing)

- Way WAY too many DMs from me. Probably politely muted by now.

- Expressed true feelings and intentions too early, killing any intrigue.

You would have blocked me.
These are good things for me to know NOT to do once the #NYC dating scene opens back up. My attraction game should theoretically be sharper and more confident than 97% of the men out there not thinking about this stuff.
Any and all tips from a woman’s perspective welcome.

All of this was a lot easier in high school.

Girls chased me. I miss that.

Now I have to be more tactical and according to the coaching I’ve received do less.

Should be fun.
Wishing you & JJ the best
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