Reminder: This is a war crime. Trump is casually confessing to war crimes.

"Until the plague came in from China, I didn't even have a race," Trump claims, falsely. Biden has led him in head-to-head polls since he announced he was running in April 2019.

Trump: "With the fake news, everything is Covid Covid Covid Covid Covid ... Covid, you turn on the news. Covid Covid. You know when they're gonna stop talking about it so much? November 4 ... On November 4, you'll hear we're doing extremely well."

"Suburban women, you're gonna love me. You better love me." -- Trump

Here's Trump claiming that in Europe they "count their [coronavirus] cases totally differently" than in the US. (In fact they do not!)

Trump just murdered irony in West Salem, Wisconsin

"Thanks to our relentless efforts, 97 percent of all current emergency room visits are for something other than the virus." -- this is supposed to be a good thing?

Trump: "You like the song 'O Canada,' right? Yeah. Hockey game. Nice song. 'O Canada,' their national anthem. By the way, they stand for their national anthem. Our people have to stand for our national anthem. They have to stand. But Canada treated us badly."

Trump just bragged about the military's "Hydrosonic" missiles. Hydrosonic is a toothbrush brand.