so i found this “psychology” book of personality quizzes published in the 90s and apparently written by someone with a PHD on my parents bookshelves and oh boy... was i for a treat

i’m sure there’s a lot of great content in here but the quiz that immediately drew my attention (and set off many warning sirens) was this spicy number

first, a note: Louis really said I, the person who created this test because no-one else wanted to play with me, can promise you that it’s a valid measure of sexual knowledge why? because i said so

starting off strong... AIDS is not the sexually transmitted disease sweaty... mr PHD... that’s HIV

the only reference to gay people in a quiz about sex is in a question that wants you to decide *the reason* gay men exist

oh but don’t worry bisexuals, he didn’t forget us, in fact this question is the main reason i wanted to post this thread.... because it’s iconic

(i was really hoping the answer was d)

(i just wanna know why this sex quiz, otherwise exclusively aimed at cishets, has two questions thrown in about The Queers, that are essentially about whether we really exist... because i definitely feel like my man Louis isn’t sure!)

oh is that “issue” inch tresting to you?? is it really??

at least he’s self aware... i think?