Badly describe a movie without saying the names of the characters:

Rohemian Bhapsody is about a guy who plays piano named Robert. He meets 2 hot guys named Liam and Isaiah and joins their little band, then, they hire another hot guy named John Davon, who plays bass.
The female character is Olive, Robert& #39;s love interest. Robert has ten thousand cats. Other characters include the villain of the movie, Chris Coroner, Joe Sneaky, who thinks RoBhap is too long for a song, and Robert& #39;s eventual partner, Pete Gnu.
Liam& #39;s wife is Fionna, Isaiah& #39;s wife is Ally, and Davy& #39;s wife is Geraldina. Robert& #39;s parents are named Vector and Clara. His sister is named Kara.

Robert (on piano), Davy (on bass), Liam (on guitar) and Isaiah (on drums) are in a band called Nut.
They record a song known as & #39;Rohemian Bhapsody& #39; complete with an entire country section.

I& #39;m surprised Brian and Roger haven& #39;t sued these guys yet for ripping them off. Maybe they will....when they head back on the road?
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