Badly describe a movie without saying the names of the characters:

Rohemian Bhapsody is about a guy who plays piano named Robert. He meets 2 hot guys named Liam and Isaiah and joins their little band, then, they hire another hot guy named John Davon, who plays bass.

The female character is Olive, Robert's love interest. Robert has ten thousand cats. Other characters include the villain of the movie, Chris Coroner, Joe Sneaky, who thinks RoBhap is too long for a song, and Robert's eventual partner, Pete Gnu.

Liam's wife is Fionna, Isaiah's wife is Ally, and Davy's wife is Geraldina. Robert's parents are named Vector and Clara. His sister is named Kara.

Robert (on piano), Davy (on bass), Liam (on guitar) and Isaiah (on drums) are in a band called Nut.

They record a song known as 'Rohemian Bhapsody' complete with an entire country section.

I'm surprised Brian and Roger haven't sued these guys yet for ripping them off. Maybe they will....when they head back on the road?