How to Build a European Superclub
Before I start, I’d just like to say if you plan on reporting me, please observe I’m repping a player of African origin.
1. Sign any goalkeeper that’s linked with Atletico

If Atletico wants them then they have to be good. There’s no doubt.
2. Sign Atletico’s GK Coach

If you’re unable to do that, just sign their goal keeping coach. Pablo Vercellone is amazing at what he does and he’ll transform your decent goalie to world class.
3. Don’t Sign Black Center Backs

They play like s1aves. Imagine trying to play the ball out from the back and this big black retard starts dribbling out with the ball like he’s Nesta.

If they’re names aren’t VVD, Kimpembe or Koundé, don’t sign them. They’ve got the bozo gene.
4. Ensure Your Fullbacks are Dark

The darker your fullbacks the better they are.
5. Bin Any Pashun Merchants

Pashun Merchants have zero tek so they try to make up for it by exclaiming how loyal they are to the club and celebrating with the fans blah blah they’re false images
6. Don’t Sign Defenders from Bundesliga and Premier League

Why would you ever think about signing defenders from the two worst defensive leagues in the world?
7. Don’t sign any players from USA.

They play like robots. They’re slow thinkers and move hesitant sometimes whereas South Americans move on instinct. Everything is second nature to them.
8. Sign at least three players to make comps

No one wants to see a team pass the call around for 90 mins. Have at least three players in your team that can excite a crowd and provide good footage for comps.
9. Don’t sign more than 2 players from the same South American country

They’ll just beg the club to bring more of them and eventually there’ll be chaos.
10. No French Coaches

Besides Zidane there hasn’t really been any good French football coaches. Portuguese and German >>>
11. No Mexicans

When it comes to football Mexicans have a piss poor mentality. They don’t work hard enough to achieve success. I don’t hate Mexicans btw
12. Don’t Buy any Top 6 Prem team’s academy players

If their name isn’t Foden or Saka then ion want him.
13. You Need a North African

Algeria and Morocco produces some ballers. Just go search in the French league and you’ll find about 4 of them in one team.
14. No English players

They’re so shit man. Grealish, Kane, Foden and Sancho are exceptions to this rule.
15. PnP players

Have at least 5 Pnp players in your team. The last three UCL winners and the last WC winner had more than 4 PNP players.
16. No black strikers

All the best strikers are white and European
17. Have at least one white midfielder in the starting XI.

They’re more composed on the ball than blickies.
17. Make Sure your franchise player has drip

He can’t represent your franchise and he’s dressing like ass. Would embarrass you brand.
Here’s what my starting XI for my Super Team would look like. Notice the kits are black so any racial undertones are immediately negated tyvm ❤️
Before reporting, just read and process the information. If you’re some white person who’s tryna be the defender of blacks then u do u. If ur gonna wish me to go to hell thats fine. I’m going already.

Anyways rts appreciated ❤️
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