So guys I dated this guy from mid 2006 until early 2010. He was the love of my life and the first 2 years of our relationship was nothing short of amazing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> ne kemo rata and the feeling was mutual...my family knew and adored him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz"> let’s call him Zee https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">

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So guys I dated this guy from mid 2006 until early 2010. He was the love of my life and the first 2 years of our relationship was nothing short of amazing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> ne kemo rata and the feeling was mutual...my family knew and adored him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz"> let’s call him Zee https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">Thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧵" title="Thread" aria-label="Emoji: Thread">" title="So guys I dated this guy from mid 2006 until early 2010. He was the love of my life and the first 2 years of our relationship was nothing short of amazing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> ne kemo rata and the feeling was mutual...my family knew and adored him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz"> let’s call him Zee https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">Thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧵" title="Thread" aria-label="Emoji: Thread">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
... You see, men lie. They start fearing your tears and promising to never hurt or make you cry again; and Zee was also a typical man https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> until my tears stopping shaking him. He’d share his Facebook passwords and then go and open another ghost account and text girls from it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
... You see, men lie. They start fearing your tears and promising to never hurt or make you cry again; and Zee was also a typical man https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= until my tears stopping shaking him. He’d share his Facebook passwords and then go and open another ghost account and text girls from it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">" title="... You see, men lie. They start fearing your tears and promising to never hurt or make you cry again; and Zee was also a typical man https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> until my tears stopping shaking him. He’d share his Facebook passwords and then go and open another ghost account and text girls from it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
...After 2 months he calls me “hey we need to talk” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏽" title="Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏽" title="Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)"> oh boy was I looking forward to the call coz I also missed him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏽‍🦯" title="Frau mit Taststock (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau mit Taststock (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏽‍🦯" title="Frau mit Taststock (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau mit Taststock (mittlerer Hautton)"> He tells me how he refuses to live without me & would do anything to keep me. Yes I missed him but I was all out of chances to give https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😥" title="Enttäuschtes, aber erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Enttäuschtes, aber erleichtertes Gesicht"> he broke me
...After 2 months he calls me “hey we need to talk” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏽" title="Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)"> oh boy was I looking forward to the call coz I also missed him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏽‍🦯" title="Frau mit Taststock (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau mit Taststock (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏽‍🦯" title="Frau mit Taststock (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau mit Taststock (mittlerer Hautton)"> He tells me how he refuses to live without me & would do anything to keep me. Yes I missed him but I was all out of chances to give https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😥" title="Enttäuschtes, aber erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Enttäuschtes, aber erleichtertes Gesicht"> he broke me" title="...After 2 months he calls me “hey we need to talk” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏽" title="Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏽" title="Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)"> oh boy was I looking forward to the call coz I also missed him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏽‍🦯" title="Frau mit Taststock (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau mit Taststock (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏽‍🦯" title="Frau mit Taststock (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau mit Taststock (mittlerer Hautton)"> He tells me how he refuses to live without me & would do anything to keep me. Yes I missed him but I was all out of chances to give https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😥" title="Enttäuschtes, aber erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Enttäuschtes, aber erleichtertes Gesicht"> he broke me" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
...He is like you don’t believe I love you? Let me marry you keo prove’le...marry me with what? You work a junior position job & I’m still at school, I know your finances you are in no position to lobola me...cheese boy yako Hillview ere ko bari yago Rockville “let’s elope” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">
...I’m getting married y’all https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏽" title="Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏽" title="Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)">. Well the plan was, we go to home affairs, become Mr & Mrs (wanted his beeches to know I won), then later when he has gathered the money he’d write a letter to my family and lobola negations would start https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht"> it felt right, but our secret meantime
...I’m getting married y’all https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏽" title="Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)">. Well the plan was, we go to home affairs, become Mr & Mrs (wanted his beeches to know I won), then later when he has gathered the money he’d write a letter to my family and lobola negations would start https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht"> it felt right, but our secret meantime" title="...I’m getting married y’all https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏽" title="Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏽" title="Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing (mittlerer Hautton)">. Well the plan was, we go to home affairs, become Mr & Mrs (wanted his beeches to know I won), then later when he has gathered the money he’d write a letter to my family and lobola negations would start https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht"> it felt right, but our secret meantime" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
...I call in to set an appointment at Home Affairs, they tell us we need witnesses so I take my then roommate & him his cousin https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩‍❤️‍👨" title="Pärchen mit Herz (Frau, Mann)" aria-label="Emoji: Pärchen mit Herz (Frau, Mann)"> the day comes, it was a Monday I bunked lectures & went to get hitched https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎉" title="Partyknaller" aria-label="Emoji: Partyknaller">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎉" title="Partyknaller" aria-label="Emoji: Partyknaller">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎉" title="Partyknaller" aria-label="Emoji: Partyknaller"> ululate guys kgante jealous keya eng?? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">. It literally took 20 mins
...I call in to set an appointment at Home Affairs, they tell us we need witnesses so I take my then roommate & him his cousin https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= the day comes, it was a Monday I bunked lectures & went to get hitched https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎉" title="Partyknaller" aria-label="Emoji: Partyknaller">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎉" title="Partyknaller" aria-label="Emoji: Partyknaller">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎉" title="Partyknaller" aria-label="Emoji: Partyknaller"> ululate guys kgante jealous keya eng?? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">. It literally took 20 mins" title="...I call in to set an appointment at Home Affairs, they tell us we need witnesses so I take my then roommate & him his cousin https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩‍❤️‍👨" title="Pärchen mit Herz (Frau, Mann)" aria-label="Emoji: Pärchen mit Herz (Frau, Mann)"> the day comes, it was a Monday I bunked lectures & went to get hitched https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎉" title="Partyknaller" aria-label="Emoji: Partyknaller">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎉" title="Partyknaller" aria-label="Emoji: Partyknaller">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎉" title="Partyknaller" aria-label="Emoji: Partyknaller"> ululate guys kgante jealous keya eng?? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">. It literally took 20 mins" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
...I am Mrs M https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">, we go to Wimpy to have celebratory brunch then he goes to work, he was working afternoon shift https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> oh hubby https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> I am back to being his favourite girl, he changed his Facebook status & tagged me. People congratulated us but thought we weren’t serious...
...I am Mrs M https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">, we go to Wimpy to have celebratory brunch then he goes to work, he was working afternoon shift https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> oh hubby https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> I am back to being his favourite girl, he changed his Facebook status & tagged me. People congratulated us but thought we weren’t serious..." title="...I am Mrs M https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">, we go to Wimpy to have celebratory brunch then he goes to work, he was working afternoon shift https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> oh hubby https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> I am back to being his favourite girl, he changed his Facebook status & tagged me. People congratulated us but thought we weren’t serious..." class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
... Fast forward I get robbed ko Sunnyside and they take my bag with all my belongings inside including my maiden surname ID https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> yoh...but no worries, I’ll go to Home Affairs and do another one my hubby gave me his secondary bank card moshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille">
... Fast forward I get robbed ko Sunnyside and they take my bag with all my belongings inside including my maiden surname ID https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> yoh...but no worries, I’ll go to Home Affairs and do another one my hubby gave me his secondary bank card moshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille">" title="... Fast forward I get robbed ko Sunnyside and they take my bag with all my belongings inside including my maiden surname ID https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> yoh...but no worries, I’ll go to Home Affairs and do another one my hubby gave me his secondary bank card moshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
...I get to Home Affairs & after such long queues they printed my ID with the wrong surname https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> excuse me, yes I am not yet using hubby’s surname please change it back...turns out it doesn’t work like that https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht"> OMG I’m married married? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
...I get to Home Affairs & after such long queues they printed my ID with the wrong surname https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> excuse me, yes I am not yet using hubby’s surname please change it back...turns out it doesn’t work like that https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht"> OMG I’m married married? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">" title="...I get to Home Affairs & after such long queues they printed my ID with the wrong surname https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> excuse me, yes I am not yet using hubby’s surname please change it back...turns out it doesn’t work like that https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht"> OMG I’m married married? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
...because mom knew that surname she knew it wasn’t a coincidence https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> calls me on some “yeei wena, why ko Absa bao bitsa ka surname ya Zee? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Gesicht mit Symbolen über dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Symbolen über dem Mund">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Gesicht mit Symbolen über dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Symbolen über dem Mund">. I froze, hung up & switched my phone off for 4 full days https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> I didn’t go home for 2 months..and THAT is how Absa betrayed me

THE END
...because mom knew that surname she knew it wasn’t a coincidence https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> calls me on some “yeei wena, why ko Absa bao bitsa ka surname ya Zee? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Gesicht mit Symbolen über dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Symbolen über dem Mund">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Gesicht mit Symbolen über dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Symbolen über dem Mund">. I froze, hung up & switched my phone off for 4 full days https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> I didn’t go home for 2 months..and THAT is how Absa betrayed me THE END" title="...because mom knew that surname she knew it wasn’t a coincidence https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> calls me on some “yeei wena, why ko Absa bao bitsa ka surname ya Zee? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Gesicht mit Symbolen über dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Symbolen über dem Mund">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Gesicht mit Symbolen über dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Symbolen über dem Mund">. I froze, hung up & switched my phone off for 4 full days https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> I didn’t go home for 2 months..and THAT is how Absa betrayed me THE END" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
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