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she was married to a military dyke.....the dyke came home a day early..... https://twitter.com/1kingopp/status/1321080654323470336">https://twitter.com/1kingopp/...
okay so listen.....lmao i met a girl on tinder who told me she had a 4 bedroom house to herself and that i should come over to her "basement studio" to record some music with her
i got over there and could tell she was sexually attracted to me so i made my moves. for that next week we were fucking every damn day. then i saw her read a text and she was rushing me tf out the house
so i put 2 n 2 together and realized she had a man. or a dyke in this scenario lmfao. so the dyke was a truck driver and was on the road a week at a time then came home for like a day or 2 then left again right
so we even had code words for when this bitch would leave and arrive. so WHY this bitch thought it was a good idea to introduce us so that if i ever got caught over there i would already have an excuse to be over there 
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so we meet.....she a 6& #39;0 light skinned buff ass army dyke who& #39;s voice was lighter than mine. she was fine but comical. im like bitch if i get caught she gone kill me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
so one day shawty had a kickback, invited hella friends over and invited me as well, we upstairs fucking, and we left hella stains in the bed, then we hear someone walk in the house from upstairs we like oh shit!!!
we literally aint change no sheets aint no time for that we ran downstairs...the dyke is....excited to see us??? like she was really stupid. dapping me up n shit. im paranoid the whole party cuz if she go upstairs she coming back down with a .9 mm i just know it.
but instead this dyke gets drunk af and......starts flirting with one of the GUYS at the party. talk about a plot twist. the girl i was fucking starts getting mad af cuz she watching her dyke get turned on by this dude in her house
so at this point im like bruh what have i gotten myself into. im paranoid about getting murdered while also being confused that these bitches arguing over a male species in the room. weirdest sneaky link of my life and i never went back to that house out of fear. the end https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="SchĂ€del" aria-label="Emoji: SchĂ€del">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="SchĂ€del" aria-label="Emoji: SchĂ€del">
