types of namjoon shippers

Namjin

- TASTE
- honeyfarming enthusiasts won't ever shut up about honeyfarming 90% of their content revolves around honeyfarming
- legend says theyre still asking for a subunit
- "THEIR SHOES TOUCHED"
- firmly believe namjin married
- rise from the dead in award show season

Namkook

- TASTE
- the softest mfs ever
- they're either crying over the forehead kiss or That One Specific Hug or "my first and last role model" or "forever little one"
- can you blame them tho
- somehow live with the fact that they'll never love Joon as much kook loves joon

Namgi

- TASTE
- chillest shippers ever
- mostly cause they're secure in their positions, like yoongi is the biggest namgist out there you can't beat that
- SIZE DIFFERENCE
- November 13 2010 is a sacred day
- the pocky kiss haunts you
- "IM TELLING YOU THEY SHARE CLOTHES"

Namseok

- TASTE
- think 94 line ship is underrated (I mean, true)
- they sometimes wish it was as popular as vmin
- always losing it over how hot both of them are
- or how babie both of them are at the same time
- there is no in between
- dimples + heart smile combo KOs them

VMon

- TASTE
- hyyh era is your holy grail, understandable
- nothing gets you more than that one scene from the webtoon of "can I spend the night here"
- or the iconic police car scene from the mv
- your favourite thing is how tae is always 2 seconds away from devouring Joon

Minjoon

- TASTE
- big babies (in a good way)
- love the size difference just like namgists
- hardcore about either the namjoon babie agenda or the jimin babie agenda
- still waiting for the minimonie collab
- very determined people
- prolly love sugar daddy aus

Joon harem

- extra special TASTE
- clearly have ascended to a higher plane of existence
- living their best life
- 10/10 decision
- an inspiration to us all

Usual disclaimer of this is my just my opinion and a silly fun thread don't look too deep blah blah blah