We live beside the water. It is extremely tidal. People don’t drive boats in front of our place. That would be daft. Tonight a real estate agent roared up in a pretty big boat along with a drone... /1

Presumably to show how you can “live the dream” and park your boat outside your house. Reader. You can not park your boat outside this house unless you are in a kayak. For about 2 hours either side of high tide... /2

Tonight. The boat owner - who is also the house for sale owner - who has NEVER EVER before parked his boat in front of his house... did in fact park his boat. In front of his house. Kind of like you park a bike - wedged into a stand. /3

Prop meet sand/mud /4

I will update this thread with the drone photos no doubt showing that you can buy my neighbour’s House and “live the dream”. I am assuming they won’t update the ad with. By the way we completely f’d our $40k boat filming this shot. /end #marketing #whatATool