Thread by @KachiKach_007, I remember one time when I was younger and I made a [...]

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I remember one time when I was younger and I made a very big mistake of dating multiple girls..

Had my main babe quite alright, but then I also had this sidechick I was seeing at the factory where I worked.. And then in the same factory, I had this babe I was really cool with

But we couldn't date because I was already known with the other girl, so we just settled for friends with benefits package..

I and the FWB girl had already agreed to keep it on a low, to avoid stories that touch.. Me I don't want any kasala in my life

Little did I know that amebor people don notice my movement with the FWB girl and them don go tell my other babe as e dey go..

We closed one day, and while I was taking stock to hand over to the guy on the next shift, someone came to call me that fight was happening outside

I came out to see my two girls fighting o.. Yoruba girl wey no get joy vs my FWB babe, Igbo girl with correct yam leg

I try separate fight, them no gree.. They were threatening themselves..

"ashawoo..no dey follow people boyfriend!!

".. My Yoruba babe screamed

In my mind I say see mumu o.. After all I have main babe outside work, no be the same thing you dey do

As I was trying to calm the Igbo babe down, the Yoruba girl seized the opportunity to jump the Igbo girl with a hot slap.. Dawan dodge the slap like spiderman and tried

In my mind I say see mumu o.. After all I have main babe outside work, no be the same thing you dey do As I was trying to calm the Igbo babe down, the Yoruba girl seized the opportunity to jump the Igbo girl with a hot slap.. Dawan dodge the slap like spiderman and tried

..to return fire for fire with her own.. I don't know how it happened, what I heard is "tawaai!!".. Then sudden darkness in my left eye where the slap landed due to poor aim.. I was sitting on the ground momentarily blinded... With one eye I could still see what was happening

Yoruba babe was mad that Igbo babe have given her boyfriend technical knock-out,

Ahh!! Na my boyfriend you slap??

na so she start to comot cloth.. Agege girl wey be giran..

Immediately she bend down to pull the shirt off over her head, na so the Igbo girl rush am..

..Igbo girl folded her under armpit with the cloth still over her face and started pounding her..

"okwa agwaram gi agwa"... eekpoom!!

"egbuolam gi taa"...another eekpoom!!

"E ga nwu taa".. eekpoom!!

By the time they had separated the two of them, I couldn't recognize my Yoruba babe again.. Her face don add weight.. Head be like bread wey them press anyhow.

Only one of her eyes still had the fake lashes, the other eye looked swollen and surprised

I blinked my eyes properly to be sure of who I was seeing.. Maybe the fault is from my own eyes because I was still seeing stars.. Tf happened to her face??

I say "Folake is that you?" instead of this foolish girl to face the person that restructured her face, na so she jump ontop me.. Before I know what is happening this girl bite me for chest with annoyance..

I screamed and gave her 4 heavy knocks on the head in quick succession before she released me

I don't know why but I did the only sensible thing that came to my mind

I ran away

Didn't go to work for the next two days because the Yoruba girl had threatened to bring awa-wa boys to coman scatter the whole place..

Got to work on the 3rd day to hear that both girls had been sacked.. I say thank you Jesus

Even had to lie to my main babe that I was separating fight between two guys at work and one person hit me with pliers when she saw the bite mark on my chest

I have never again double-dated!! And I never will!!

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